Reminder: Joe is the only consistent member of 2U and Almost Journey because his band mates repeatedly leave him, unable to stand his asinine behavior.

2  2019-08-21 by Single_Action_Army

I've been in plenty of bands, but I can't imagine having someone that lazy and untalented but simultaneously self-entitled and convinced of his own skill in my group. PLUS he jeopardizes gigs?

14 comments

2  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-21

You know another band that hates Old Joey's guts? Blue Oyster Cult.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-21

Nah, dude. Their lead singer even warned their guitarist that he's gonna be replaced!

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-21

It was actually Richie Castellano, one of the guitarists, not the singer Eric Bloom. I know because I've watched the video a million times and I've basically become a Blue Öyster Cult expert to better make fun of Joe.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-21

Attaboy

1  TheElDan 2019-08-21

When he held his nose and pointed at Joe, he was saying “this guy could play this good even underwater!”

1  StanleyStacks 2019-08-21

Also Reminder: when one his Bono cosplayers wanted to fight him, tough guy Joe told him he is calling the cops.

Joe runs from every fist fight he has ever come across yet is constantly challenging people to fights.

1  wurmspurmtsssss 2019-08-21

Not for nothing but his ability to"play"guitar is his only ability. IF he breaks his fingers or knuckles and he's even more out of work. Despite the incomprehensible impossibility, he'd be an even bigger drain on society.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-21

Your point would be correct if you were talking about a non-diaper wearer with integrity, but you completely ignore the fact that Cumia the Elder would jump at the opportunity to shake his manlet baby brother down for another $20k to "make up some of the difference."

I'm surprised he hasn't tried it yet.

1  thrillated 2019-08-21

Sir, his name is Gene

1  fawwkyeah 2019-08-21

His band mates more than likely see the “band” for what it is, dumb boomer fun. Joe’s autistic retarded “military” attitude toward the whole thing sucks the fun out of it.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-21

I run my band like a military operation!

He peels potatoes and steals from the others?

1  OutlawMemer 2019-08-21

steals from the others?

Joey takes $1200, gives the others $300 each. He is such a nigger.

1  suirogerg 2019-08-21

Joe also styles himself as the frontman. You know, just like The Edge is the frontman of U2, or Journey’s guitarist is the frontman.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-08-21

Guys, I'm starting to think he may not pay them fairly.