A new competitor for the nickname of Tits has entered the fray.

86  2019-08-21 by StentFeznor

52 comments

Hey you know what, maybe this is a step in the right direction. He got unbearably cunty the more weight he lost.

Hopefully he’s given up. Hollywood ain’t knockin’ on your door, Jim

Neither are hot twenty somethings.

Jim will never be funny again. Now he's just unfunny and fat.

Will never happen. Jim has become a boring old man. He doesn't have the energy to be his former angry self.

He's never gonna be good again

it's arguable if he ever was in the first place honestly

Chip is and always was the dumbest most unfunny thing this faggot ever came up with and he's still running with that character. It's fucking pathetic

He’s been needlessly neurotic about body image issues on air recently. And also, why does the media crucify his comedic process, while Efron can play Bundy scot-free?

That side profile is repulsive.

He's very ugly. And small. Repulsive, really.

Also, old and bald.

He is wealthy though.

Fat Jimmy is back with a vengeance

Be very careful America

Hahaha look at those wacky faces. This guy is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Does he have Low-T as well?

u/DOXXER100, what say ye, retard?

There's not a chance in hell that Jimmy doesn't have low T.

The Buzzfeed try guys have more testosterone than worm.

In their mouths!

He has T its just in his stomach and leaking out his asshole.

Poor Jim. About 5 pounds of fat shifts his appearance from AIDS patient to bloated corpse.

That’s what happens when you are 4’7 with not an ounce of muscle

He should box little bagel man for our amusement.

Or Mary Jean.

Has he addressed his weight gain at all?

Probably has nothing to do with us and the fact that we uncovered how he wanted to proposed to a viking in a dress, his blatant plagiarism plus the other countless bad things that we've brought the spotlight to.

Jim has boobie-do

Goyin ta da Jim and eetin betta

Pecka

You know he's wacky like that

That single solitary moment displays the childishness that is James "The Tri-State Mollusk" Norton. Or, as his close personal friend Jerry Seinfeld pronounces it, Nor-TONE.

I thought Ian Halperin would also called him NOR-TON if you don’t believe me google it gooogle it

I really look forward to jim getting fatter than Bobby and fucking dying. Patrice will fucking laugh at him all day long.

Then pour his Tahitian Treat on his bald head.

Didn’t someone say he looked like an unfinished clone?

Bobby

Bet ya he gets awful defensive about it but damn it that fucking worm sure loved making joke references to Opie having tits.

A C-list with A-cups.

Scrub

how old are these pictures?

Only a couple of days.

he's looking rather portly

I hope his personal trainer dropped him as a client because she doesn't want people seeing she can't reform a human slug.

I hope it's the start of Jim's #MeToo punishment.

To think a confused man 6'2 Blonde man in a dress with a giant cock didn't want to marry this thing.

He/she could do far better.

I always thought fat Jimmy was really funny. I look forward to him gaining weight and proving me wrong.

No the Worm will always be the Worm, and Tits will always be Tits. None of them knew how to actually reinvent themselves, hence the permanent sentencing to obscurity for all three.

He's gone from Aidsy to bloated corpse

I used to like uncle Paul. When he was a fictional character. He's come to life.

Jimmy "Flapjacks" Norton

Very very disrespectful.

He its taking on the shape of The Yellow Bastard in Sin City.

For the one guy who still listens to the show, has he ever addresses his new 40 lbs of fat weight gain?

Opie is retired so it's his really