Thank you, thank you, it's great to be here, among such great company as Big A. Jesus christ dude, get a life, you lecherous psychopath. How long does it take for you to tell your victims to stop screaming? Oh who the fuck am I kidding, they're dead before they can make a sound.

Jeff Hollanders here, which means that by law no children can be here. Or within 100 yards of here. Seriously though everybody give it up for Jeff Hollander. Did you guys know Jeff went to prison for raping a 12 year old girl? That's it, theres no joke. What makes it even worse is that he sodomized her. Jesus christ jeff what'd that girl possibly do to piss you off that bad? I mean you're gonna rape a child, fine, but at least give her a chance to enjoy it. I wanna plant a dime bag in your car and call your parole officer you diseased pederast.

HA HA HA, HO LEE SHIT!

Bobos here, hes a fucking retard, moving right along.

Then we have our dear sweet Nana. How you doin Nana? Good, good, that's good. Hey, I got a joke just for you. You wanna hear it?

Sure!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Did you know that despite making up just 13% of the population...

Banging on table, knocks over her rum and coke.

HA HA HA! HO LEE SHIT! NIGGERS DO THAT STUFF!

Dave Landaus here, give it up for Dave Landau. Before the roast tonight I saw him ask the chef to make a doggy bag for his morbidly obese wife, but it was a lawn and leaf bag! You cant make this shit up, folks! No but really Dave, your wife is horrendously fat.

And finally, the guest of honor, Joe Cumia. I'm gonna do a little jeff foxworthy impression here folks, so bear with me.

If you smoke freebase with your mother and brother, you might be a nigger.

If you're chronically unemployed and live off your brothers and girlfriends income, you might be a nigger.

If you have no regard for the law and refer to the breakdown Lane as the "Joseph lane", you might be a nigger.

If you're a deadbeat dad who cant get your daughter to school on time despite not having a job, you might be a nigger.

If you do all these things and still find a way to convince yourself you're not a nigger, you might be a nigger.

If you congratulate yourself on losing weight before you've even started a diet, you might be an obese retard named Joe Cumia.

Nah but seriously Joe you're a fucking disgrace and everyone around you resents you. I hope Carol gets a UTI and in her delirium beats herself up with a frying pan, then blames you for it.

Feel free to join in on the good natured ribbing guys, just keep it P(F)G.