Reminder: Joe was on a diet and the pounds just flew right off

19  2019-08-21 by satanssockpuppet

Then they flew right back on after the flies moved.

17 comments

1  varamyr6skin 2019-08-21

Joe Cumia is a faggot.

1  PatBattle1 2019-08-21

i wish i had the type of discipline that brother joe has. i'm trying to do the atkins diet now and my cousin jizz brought home this huge chocolate cake that i want to eat so bad!

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-08-21

my cousin jizz brought home this huge chocolate cake that i want to eat so bad!

I hope you are real

1  Somerville_Dan 2019-08-21

I love when he bragged about how easy keto diet is and he'd lose 40 lbs and congratulate him and then he never lost a pound

1  converter-bot 2019-08-21

40 lbs is 18.16 kg

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-08-21

Nobody fucking cares, I hope your designer gets finger cancer.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-08-21

ANYONE CAN DO IT

1  Opprobriousness 2019-08-21

Well luckily he's 6'1" so he carries it well.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-21

That's 18.25 hands if we're using livestock terms.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-21

"I will divide my three regular meals into six smaller ones, which means I will be eating less food with every meal!". Fucking imbecile.

1  Killgore 2019-08-21

Did he actually say this? I've somehow missed that detail. That's not just any old stupid person thinking. Old Joey is genuinely retarded. Holy shit.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-21

He was gloating about his diet results before he started. Net loss...zero point zero.

1  ThePepsiColaRapist 2019-08-21

Anyone can do it.

1  JDummyPodtrash 2019-08-21

Whole fatty mayo is the key

1  4stepsbackward 2019-08-21

What's even funnier is he started the diet just 2 weeks before Christmas-New Year's. Basically, a time when everyone drinks alcoholic non-stop and eats cookies, cakes, alcohol, turkey and whatever else you can shove into your face for about 2 weeks.

1  johnajapanda 2019-08-21

Anyone can do it!

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-08-21

He's legit over 300lbs