Where would Joe be if he didn’t have people taking care of him his entire life?

10  2019-08-20 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

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I see a lot of Brother Joe's (sans Anth's) every time I drive through downtown Houston. They live in tents under the Gulf Freeway overpass next to the police station.

Lots of 6' 1" former tribute band artists and Veterans down there.

Houston here too...this city was INUNDATED with Brother Joes after Katrina. The fucking mayor allowed New Orleans to bus them in, and they came off of the busses babbling and looking for welfare and never fucking left. I’m assuming those busses took the Joseph Lane all the way down I-10.

Fucking untalented, lazy leeches.

JoeH is obnoxious, dumb as a rock and untrustworthy. In pre-historic times, JoeH would have been quickly singled out as a major liability to the small tribe he was born into when he reached adulthood. At best he would have been forcefully cast out of his small tribe to die in the wild alone, or merely clubbed over the head while he slept.

No one can say where JoeH would be without nana, but it wouldn't be a nice place. His life is a joke, he spends his entire time following people online reporting them for making fun of them. He's a senior citizen with nothing to show for his life, he has no interesting or funny stories and has done nothing of value in 60+ years.

If nana died of a xanax and bud light overdose tomorrow JoeH would be in a hellhole extremely quickly. He's totally codependent on his little brother, and at this point I think we can all agree he would die pretty fast without AntH. JoeH is a on pizza-faced life support machine right now.

Joe is a discounted, store brand wiener.