And then he proceeded to brag about how awesome he did before the episode aired ”I got the girl”

When his autistic narcissistic inner world doesn’t match up with reality he just lies and plays pretend like a fucking child. That’s why he was so butthurt over the SAMCRO memes, we ruined his little fantasy of being a cool badass fictional biker gang member.

Nana even brought it up on his "network" before the airing. "Yeah Joe won cause he has iron clad contracts that literally say they can only be cancelled by act of God. And the stupid bitch judge kept trying to bring me up" (cause I'm so famous)

He also knew he made a complete ass of himself on the show by the time that the old man was interviewing him afterwards. He complained about the treatment from trolls and how “there is very little recourse. Be very careful, America!” as if the tweets the judge read weren’t still up on his twitter at the time of the show airing.

He stammered and whined, then ran to Facebook to pretend it went well for him because he was “paid in full AND got the girl!” Then the show came out and he had another moment if reflection, that maybe he isn’t this strapping 6’1 guitar maven that everyone envies. Instead he saw himself as the ugly, fat, idiotic, stammering joke of a human that everyone else sees him as. Even his own brother. Definitely his own daughter.

He knows he is a fucking loser, it creeps in on him all the time. His reaction is to stuff it deep down inside and pretend he’s a very cool dude that people should be jealous of. Same way Anthony does pills and drinks shitty beer to mask his insecurities and pretends he’s “having a great time! And they hate that!”

Two miserable, touched by their father and resentful of their mother even though she was the only one who cared, pieces of shit.

Also, Anthony is an admitted child-grooming pedophile and Joe Cumia is a spouse-abusing, drug-dealing, thieving, self-hating North African rat. Just to clarify.

I wonder how what font size we'd have to use to fit this post on his tombstone as it should be.

I'd rather just knock over his tombstone and piss on his grave, if it's ok with you.

The after-interview was great. All he wanted to do was talk about us even though it really wasn't relevant.

Just like how he went on Compound Media (apparently, I don't pay for that shit) the night before Ant's book signing extravaganza and talked real big about how we was going to confront anybody that showed up and protested outside. He offered her coffee, stammered and stuttered and finally made a great argument in the form of a question. "Words make you a racist?"

He's a mealy mouthed weakling who hasn't the brains, brawn, or eloquence to get anything done in the world except to pretend to be his brother and various more talented musicians. He just happened to be right about the fact that legal contracts are enforceable.

I'll always enjoy the fact that he wanted to take out a fat liberal protester on a date and got shot down.

"...look, I didn't want to bring this up..."

Yet he came completely prepared to bring it up.

That was the precise moment i started to think that perhaps this might possibly be the funniest shit I have ever seen.

Such a small exchange that said so much.

Screenshot anyone?