Anthony likes to act like he would've been welcome in the Third Reich when in reality, his ancestors were this close to getting showered out of the palm reading business.

26  2019-08-20 by Confetti_Head

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Dawn looking good in this photo.

Im in chile and the other day some of these people tried to sell me magic seeds, like zelda giant seeds, not even weed seeds. How thebfuck didnthey even get to south america?

That's your country's fault for not having racist immigration laws like the U.S. had until the '60s.

On the local news, there was a hoodrat vs. gypsy fight in one of these shitbox apartment complexes over some stolen bikes. Pretty ironic. Here even the ticks have fleas.

Jim Croce lookin ass

If you accept Ant and Joe's lie that they are Italians, then they were related to the incompetents that cost Germany the war.

In reality, if the Axis won, Ant and Joe wouldn't even have been sent to the camps. They would be slave labor in Mussolini's empire with the rest of their North African kin.

Is that Buzz in the back?

Fucking gypsies

When a gypsy has blonde hair like the kid on the right, other gypsies make fun of them by calling them "German spies". True story.

More of a comment, really.

They probably stole that child.

There's a gypsy saying which translates to "Babies aren't born with teeth" which has the same meaning as "Spare the rod, spoil the child" but I like theirs better.

"Parents need to toughen their kids up. Babies aren't born with teeth"

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They wouldn't even have wasted any gas on Ant, shovel to the head then buried alive.