I just feel kinda bad for the guy.

It does make me wonder how many things he fucked up to end up on TACS as a way to help support his family.

He's so small... he's like a dog or something. :( poor little bugger

I don't hate Dave Landau

I pity the fool

His life had to be better when he was still shoving needles in his arms.

You have a point. Look what it did for Joey.

I don't know. Short bland white guys who wear generic rock t-shirts have a history exaggerating their dangerous on the edge lifestyles.

His career is such a no-value turd that he has to HA HA HOLY SHIT along with Nana for a pittance. He doesn’t need hate from us...just indifference, like the ticket-buying public has always given him.

I don't know why any comedian would think being associated with nana in 2019 is going to be good for their career. Doesn't he get paid like $200 per week for doing that shit show too? Where's the upside?

Junkies are desperate for cash. There was an image on the old sub (which one amirite!?) showing track marks. In fairness who would want to listen to Nana drone on and on about black crime statistics sober?

This is why I wouldn’t expend any energy going after the guy. What’s the end game? That he loses a job that pays him peanuts and gives him a platform on a completely embarrassing and irrelevant “network”?

You lost me at 'has potential'

He made me laugh when he was on Real Ass Podcast and talked about the sub and how we call him a faggot.

Who?

Ive defended Dave before because he was a good sport about me trolling him on twitter. At one point I said “hope you dont suck today” and he pretty much said “cmon man you see what i got to work with”. He’s also had some things to say abt the sub and we pretty much make him laugh. Hes still an unfunny cow fucking manlet, but hes aite in my book.

Nothing wrong with fucking a cow. Just not sure why he wifed her.

Meh. After Joe, Anth, Jim, Sam, Nia, whatever SJW comic is flavor of the month, he's small potatoes.

Dave has always weakly protested that he was a long time fan of O&A and Anthony but it’s clear that he never listened and had never heard of Anthony (nor should he have) before being hired at Compound.

I view Dave as being different from Ant’s usual entourage or cretins. Dave will defend Ant’s pedophilia for exactly as long as he’s working for CM but if he ever leaves, he’ll never associate with Ant or talk about him again. This is in contrast to absolute pieces of shit like Bobo, Big A, and Fred, who are so enamored with Ant for some bizarre reason that they’ll continue to jump on grenades for him, long after he’s lost his fortune.

But those jokes. My god, those jokes.

Was waiting for this one

Dave Landau might appear to be just like you, but he’s not really. His mind goes to places that angels would fear to tread, and he has no problem telling you about it. The mark of a great comedian, it is said, is the ability to find jokes where others would find tears. Dave finds jokes everywhere; with his own foibles and faults, to his family, to pop culture and the state of the world today.

He gets away with a lot as everyone tapped out of compound media long before he joined so nobody watches that shit

He's kind of like a Joe Matarese with a shittier wife and no fight. Ruins the fun.

You wish your wife was a doctor

Who?

You know, the guy who's "mind goes to places that angels would fear to tread".

He barely gets mentioned and when he does it’s with ridicule and hate. That’s about what he deserves

It's hard to riff off of black crime statistics

He is also no taller than 5’4 which is why he Mohawks his hair.

Also he is a fucking retarded and can’t read.

He isn't important enough.

WHO?

I’m just curious how he ended up with that job in the first place. He doesnt have any kind of heat as a comedian, it’s not like Ant is personal friends with anyone outside of his basement goblins, did Keith go out scouting for talent and that was what he came back with?

My theory: Landau got busted on a drug charge and Keith, being crooked even by NYPD standards, pulled some strings and agreed to drop the charges if Landau would take the job for basically next to no pay. That’s why you see that look of misery in Laundau’s face every day, that’s the look of a guy being blackmailed.

Who's Dave Landou?

It really could have an impact on his career if he just called Nana out on everything. Probably not, but really what the fuck does he have to lose? Can you faggots who have Twitter get the message to him?

It’s a shocker to me that he’s managed this long. If Anthony really hates Opie because he was never funny, I can’t imagine why he thinks Landou is any better.

Nana mostly hated Opie because Opie wouldn't indulge her worst predilections. Granted, Opie seems like a difficult person to deal with, but my point stands.

Who?? Only cpm show I ever seen was the one with Cris Hansen and the one with Artie and Brian R.

I made fun of him on twitter, his first move was to get all of his comedian friends to twitter battle me, not 1 funny comment in a week of trying. Move 2 was to report every tweet I ever twat to twitter until my account was suspended. It really annoyed me how these comedians made me feel bad, it felt like I was making fun of the special needs kid.