You know what dude, so I gained a few pounds; it doesn’t make me any less of a person, dude. I’m still Bobby on the inside. Nothings really changed — don’t get schmarmy, dude.
One time he told a story on YKWD about going to a doughnut shop and tipping the waiter a $20 so that he'd bring each selection of fresh doughnuts straight to their table before the other diners
...and nobody called him on it. Nobody said "that's dysfunctional behaviour, Bobby" or "you have a wife and kid, Bobby", there's been no sanctimonious intervention by Jimmy "12 Step" Norton... nothing.
He's who knows how old; and doesn't have a single friend who'll help him.
Bobby's son may be sad but he will be well off financially. I mean, Bobby is a famous comedian, so he's gotta have at least 200, 300 dollars in the bank and half a condo.
22 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-20
Have you ever seen those Looney Tunes cartoons from the forties where Elmer Fudd's a big fat fuck?
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-20
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1 JMueller2012 2019-08-20
Gave me the creeps
1 Bluesmoky 2019-08-20
It's funny how he downplays his morbid obesity. Only other people die from extreme fatness, right Bobby?
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-20
You know what dude, so I gained a few pounds; it doesn’t make me any less of a person, dude. I’m still Bobby on the inside. Nothings really changed — don’t get schmarmy, dude.
1 Knife_rapist 2019-08-20
The Bobby on the inside is being suffocated by the Bobby on the outside.
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-08-20
Dare I say, it makes him a whole lot more of one.
1 Jungies 2019-08-20
One time he told a story on YKWD about going to a doughnut shop and tipping the waiter a $20 so that he'd bring each selection of fresh doughnuts straight to their table before the other diners
...and nobody called him on it. Nobody said "that's dysfunctional behaviour, Bobby" or "you have a wife and kid, Bobby", there's been no sanctimonious intervention by Jimmy "12 Step" Norton... nothing.
He's who knows how old; and doesn't have a single friend who'll help him.
Poor bastard.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-20
What kind of a fat slob gets a table at a donut shop? Just get one and go about your day, or if you look like Bobby, maybe skip the donuts altogether.
1 I-steal-vape-pens 2019-08-20
There was that one story Opie told on O and A where Bobby ate giant breakfasts on a fishing trip. Still grosses me out.
1 flibbovic 2019-08-20
Link?
1 I-steal-vape-pens 2019-08-20
Nah I don't remember when, sorry. I think Vos was in studio and they were talking about fishing, Bobby wasn't there.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-20
He's obviously trying to kill us all by inhaling all of earths oxygen. fuck him
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-20
Michael ChunkTits
1 toe_trigger 2019-08-20
In a few years he'll be like Patrice, except you'll never hear anyone say, "I wish Bob was still here."
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-20
Except his son.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-20
Bobby's son may be sad but he will be well off financially. I mean, Bobby is a famous comedian, so he's gotta have at least 200, 300 dollars in the bank and half a condo.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-20
Duuude, to my son I bequeath 180,000 McDonald’s value points, to my lovely wife I bequeath the collection of KFC bones under my bed.
1 jims_cold_eggs 2019-08-20
He looks like Kirby
1 TheElDan 2019-08-20
Duuuude, yknow, he’s drinkin a water with his venti Frappuccino, dude, that cancels it out.
1 50sSpaceProgram 2019-08-20
Bobby is one of the few in the O&A unuverse I still like. But him eating himself to death makes him an asshole. Do it for you kid, Bobert.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-08-20
The man is wearing all black and still looks morbidly obese. This nigga needs to go to fat camp, or he will be dead in 2 years.