Fact: if I got beat up by a hooker the last thing I’d do is run to Twitter and tell the entire world.

14  2019-08-19 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

8 comments

Unapologetically masculine.

Yes, but how exactly does one explain the prancing?

You shove a vibrating egg up your ass and see if you can sit still.

When you put it that way...

No bosses no management

But she was a black person

You don't understand. It wasn't just about the racist tirade. He also wanted praise for showing restraint by not shooting a woman who, at most, slapped him a couple of times. It's like Penn Jillete said, Ant was like Ghandi.

What else you gonna do when there's no security cameras to tell your story for you? No security cameras, no way to show the cops you were only deeefffiiinding yourself. No security cameras. In Times Square. At night.