In Patti’s prime 30 cents could get you dinner, a movie ticket, and a decent hotel room for the night.

I take that back, Patti never had a prime.

*A modern day warrior

Mean, mean stride

Today's Tom Sawyer

Mean, mean pride*

Geddy's taking time at the casino in between his Big Book of Bass tour.

Ant was a big winner again

I'm gonna buy some sticks of bread at the trrettorr rreah

" did you do some of that assfucking"

20 minutes payed vaykayshun

Harder working and more honest than Joe Cowbrain Cumia

Patti is still a virgin, but only because she's saving herself for the destroyer

Did anyone ever take the eggs from her nest?

What a dreamboat.