How many job applications can you fill out in the time it takes to file over 250x DMCAs

95  2019-08-19 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

What a cock sucking, stupid, lazy piece of shit.

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”Skills: Can peel potatoes and play Bono’s music very well.”

*very ordinary

He'd capitalise Potatoes and Music at the very least.

I can PEEL Potatoe's

Potatose

You can fill out a lot when you have no prior employment info for the last 20 years to enter. Also having no hs diploma makes the education section a breeze.

Uh, excuse me. Education: U.S. Army.

"School of Hard Knocks: Masters Degree" Joe would put this in his application

If Joe had a talk show, a la MC Serch:

"Educated in the Army and by my parents."

The computer to apply at the Family Dollar just keeps freezing up on him.

The Cumias really are just Lady Di with a bit more money

False DMCAs

Oh no no no no no no they got all that one the computer now...

Technically you should only have to fill out one if you're talented enough, but ol' Bovine Eyes is even less skilled at that than filing DMCAs. Even those are just copy/paste.

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Lady Did, bless her, had tenfold the ambition Ol'Joey has. Perhaps more than that.

You guys are just jealous of Joe’s rock and roll lifestyle. Throwing TVs out of hotel windows in 2019 dressed as U2 making his old wifes pussy cum on his cock while blackout drunk