Making fun of Joe Cumia has become my purpose in life.

56  2019-08-19 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

And I'm never gonna stop.

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TYFYS

If it hadn't been for bovine-eyed Joe, we'd be swingin' a long time ago.

His buffoonery makes it so easy,tried explaining Joe to coworkers at Panera but they don't believe this creature of mythical stupidity exists

Bafoonery. You nailed it. Joe Bafoonia.

Bullet wounds will stop your buffoonery

Thanks to the pastor rapin' Roe at her eulogy

It's very fun and takes little effort. It must be so miserable being as stupid as Joe Cumia.

He's too stupid to know that he's stupid. Just be bliss.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is a hell of a drug.

Obscurity is bliss

When he isn't around gracing us with profound idiocy I begin to worry he's finally forgot to breathe and died. Then what point would my life have?

Also we gotta check that long island weather. If it's raining and he starts looking towards the sky in a confused manner about the water falling, he is liable to drown.

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a noble pursuit

Joe Cumias a faggot

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I genuinely sleep better at night knowing someone is out there somewheremaking fun of Joe Cumia. Because it obviously bothers him. The fact he sought out and filed a dmca claim on Kiwifarms proves it.

It's the only reason I get out of bed anymore.

It's funny how things get stagnant here after a while, then Joe gets the sub banned, just for everyone to flock to a new sub and start making fun of Joe all over again with fresh content.

The Jackoffbean Tragedy of Joe Cumia