Useless Faggot.

43  2019-08-18 by Tashter

21 comments

he sucked rob zombie’s dick. i’m not sure if that’s clout but it is information

What the fuck

Did anyone ever laugh at anything this dude said on the show? I don’t remember him even attempting a joke and that’s in countless appearances. All I remember is him fake laughing obnoxiously at other comics’ lines in a desperate attempt to remind people he was there. So OF COURSE Sirius/XM gave him his own comedy show because like Jim & Sam he’s “hilarious”.

I just remember him on the September 14, 2011 funny Scarlett Johansson bit where he came in and didn’t bring any funny into the bit.

Friends with king Jew Jerry Seinfeld. We stuck with him.

Jerry tried giving him that dopey marriage ref show that bombed.

He also starred in his own sitcom called Come to Papa, which is only famous now because Steve Carell was in it.

CQ said on Tough Crowd to his face in front of the audience that his show would fail horribly. I think Papa thought he was joking.

Thankfully Jerry doesn't hold a grudge

Was CQ jerking off while he told him that?

Most clean comics have horrific demons and lead double lives that directly contradict their on stage persona. But not Tom. He's just a faggot. Or a child pornographer. Idk I'm kinda 50/50 on him.

Why one or the other? I would put my money on a little bit of both.

@1:15 watch Jerry walk in and shame Papa and his lesbo blob sidekick into taking off their headphones.

Why the headphones?

Because you're on radio and they need to hear the return you insufferable know-nothing douche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA2jFyD4fac

I only know him as the guy who can't stop talking about bread, a reason for some less funny users on this sub who still make Panera Bread jokes to like him.

big shot comedians need non-threatening beta males as designated friends, like rogan and that patently unfunny duncan trussell cunt. some asshole who's also 'in the business' they can promote the shit out of to look magnanimous and it won't matter.

Yeah, seriously Joe Rogan has the WORST unfunniest useless faggots in his realm. Opie’s squad is hard to beat in terms of hack faggotry. But I’ll take Henley, Carl and Sherrod any day over Bert, Duncan and Schaub.

Is this the Comet Pizza guy?

I still give him some credit for being the voice of El Superbeasto.

He’s the absolute worst guest in the entire history of the show, and I listened since WNEW. He was on SO much. I cant fucking stand him.

I could tolerate him because he added nothing. Any Jim Breuer appearance is immediate quit for me. Can’t fucking stand his frat bro stories

It was his fake intensity and stupid over-enunciating that did it for me.

Still better than JoeH