Truly learning to play the guitar is completely different than just memorizing the chords to famous songs.

19  2019-08-18 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

You’re a joke, Joe. No one on this planet has any respect for you.

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Learn music theory in 1 month. Anyone can do it, libtards.

Does that get you comp'd though???

JoeyH is lazy and doesn’t have the time or constitution to be an original musician. After all, he is too busy down voting every negative comment here. His original song during his creative prime was a very derivative gay anthem, “Oh Dara.” He blamed the horribleness of the song on being a product of the 80s new wave era; however, that era allowed creative bands such as The Sound, The Chameleons, and Echo & The Bunnymen to thrive in originality.

BOC practice, day one:

Guitarist: Hey, let’s try this next one in D major....

Joe, shuffling through his tab books: So uhhh, I uhhh, guys, lets just do it in the key of uhh....the key it’s normally in.