Oh jesus what a desperate fuck. Imagine his bovine face when they tell him the free Gatorade ran out.
Joe Cumia
This reminds me of this one time I was Cusco eating at some dive bar when all of a sudden some American homeless looking guy approached me asking if I was American. We got to talking for about 5 mins when he asked me for my leftovers. He said it was for his 4 kids when he asked. I didn't refuse and when I gave it to him he immediately started eating right off of my plate which I thought was odd.
Anyway long story short, I wanted to buy some illicit narcotics, he didn't have any. He did start telling me about how I could get into the sex trade easily if I wanted to, and where I could score under aged hookers.
I declined and went about my night, but anyway that guy reminds a lot of Joe Cumia.
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1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-18
These are things that are not awarded to most though
1 suirogerg 2019-08-18
TURKEY
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-18
COMP’D
Oh and he’ll wear his truck stop Airborne cap too.
1 Skip4play 2019-08-18
Throw in a stretched out, faded Call of Duty shirt from 5 years ago and you might have a deal.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-18
Oh jesus what a desperate fuck. Imagine his bovine face when they tell him the free Gatorade ran out.
This reminds me of this one time I was Cusco eating at some dive bar when all of a sudden some American homeless looking guy approached me asking if I was American. We got to talking for about 5 mins when he asked me for my leftovers. He said it was for his 4 kids when he asked. I didn't refuse and when I gave it to him he immediately started eating right off of my plate which I thought was odd.
Anyway long story short, I wanted to buy some illicit narcotics, he didn't have any. He did start telling me about how I could get into the sex trade easily if I wanted to, and where I could score under aged hookers.
I declined and went about my night, but anyway that guy reminds a lot of Joe Cumia.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-18
When I fill out bid/invoice sheets for out traveling video production crew, each member gets $75 a day for food. And this is in the deep South.
Most do nothing really for breakfast then do giant steaks or filets for lunch and dinner.
Now imagine your crew "boss" bragging online about getting a free sandwich and a Gatorade at a Holiday Inn...
1 NickApleas 2019-08-18
It's gotta be a LARGE sandwich, don't try to mother fuck him.
1 tjdon 2019-08-18
I recall using my entire food allowance to drink and living on deli food for most of the week.