That fat slob Faggot called in to a lie detector expert and claimed the way to beat it is.............. Stare at a FUCKING DOORKNOB

31  2019-08-18 by Persianschlong

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Fucker left out the detail that you have to have your mouth open the whole time too.

Enough drool on the diodes and you get off scott free. Anyone can do it!

The detector showed that the test subject is mentally retarded

Sociopaths can beat that shit

New bit for the sub: joe cumia is a doorknob

The doornob is smarter and probably gave him good advice.