Trip to Flavortown = COMP'D. Jealous, Redditards?

56  2019-08-17 by revolvingmonk

6 comments

My sources say Stephen paddock and Sam cro joe had a COMP’d high-end sushi dinner on that tragic night in Las Vegas. Thousands of dollars. COMP’D.

Room on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay? COMP'D. Use of the service elevator? COMP'D. Bumpstocks? COMP'D. Bellhops fetching ammo? COMP'D. Don't believe me? Just ask /u/stephen_paddock_bot, Redditards.

Don't ask me, I'm just a professional gambler! :)

Guy Fieri raped Sam in the mouth and forced him to drink vodka, making Sam look like a stupid child in public. Guy can drink from my canteen.

Guy seems like a good dude. I bet he’d get a kick out of our shenanigans.

Guy Fieri is the Big Jay of cooking.