Bumbling joe needs money, as evidenced by him specifically pointing out how hes only selling it for fun, and that he definitely does not need the money.
Fucking joe. Always the bullshit artist. He bought it from the non musician brother of a dead guy, probably got a great deal on it, and he still tacks on a few extra grand compared to what everyone else tries to sell this kind of overpriced midlife crisis toy for.
So I thought his $35,000 price tag for the Gibson ES 355 from 1959 was a little high, so I looked it up. The price guide on the same website he's selling it on has the price range at half that price. He's never going to sell that.
Very interesting. It would fit, too. He's selling six items, five of which are garbage for a few hundred dollars. Those are to keep up appearances of a legit shop. Then he has his overpriced Gibson as the honeypot for money laundering. Good detective work, and maybe and definitely true.
It’s like Anthony with his bitcoin mining, I would bet all my net worth he has never reported anything on that and I wish he would get pinched for it. These Cumias just cannot stop breaking the law, they just do not know how.
I watched that Chris Coutt's Romeo and Juliet for the 1337 again recently and it still made me laugh. Also Jerry Jackson cartoons. Still got a niggas ribs hurtin. Not as much as it used to. But I still enjoyed it.
Next up: Stick Figure Death Theater, JoeCartoon.com and Strongbad
29 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
This isn’t 1998, sir.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-17
For some it is.
Also fuck you, post some joe gigs to cancel
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
Better yet, wrap up all his free time in discussing and setting meeting times to buy his stuff.
https://reverb.com/shop/josephs-shop-187
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-17
I thought fatso had it as a point of pride that he never sold any of his shit guitars
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
He needs cash constantly because he doesn’t know how to budget or control himself. GUCCI EDITION!
It’s almost as if he is completely uneducated and does not understand the value of money.
1 quasi100 2019-08-17
NOT husband material
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-17
I'll need verification from Shaniqua before I can believe that
1 Bluesmoky 2019-08-17
I always assumed the Gucci edition Fiat would be better quality than the civilian version Fiat. I was surprised to find out otherwise .
1 OlGravylegz 2019-08-17
Hes sold a fair bit of stuff this year. Looks like he ditched his looper (digitech) back in april.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
How will he do his Solo Joe shows now?!
1 amotionactor 2019-08-17
He could just play the instrumental tracks on a pc system as pretend to use a calculator or something as a looper, no one would care
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-17
He lists them, but they don't sell so technically that's a win.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-17
You still drinking pour up an send me some pics of that munkey
1 OlGravylegz 2019-08-17
Bumbling joe needs money, as evidenced by him specifically pointing out how hes only selling it for fun, and that he definitely does not need the money. Fucking joe. Always the bullshit artist. He bought it from the non musician brother of a dead guy, probably got a great deal on it, and he still tacks on a few extra grand compared to what everyone else tries to sell this kind of overpriced midlife crisis toy for.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-08-17
He got a great deal (not technically cheating the grieving man out of thousands) because he paid CASH.
1 spolrak123 2019-08-17
Could it be that antHony can’t afford to give him the allowance anymore?
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-17
I'm surprised he can keep the lights on
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-17
So I thought his $35,000 price tag for the Gibson ES 355 from 1959 was a little high, so I looked it up. The price guide on the same website he's selling it on has the price range at half that price. He's never going to sell that.
https://reverb.com/price-guide/guide/2204-gibson-es-355-td-1959-cherry
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
It’s likely a money laundering scam that some other Long Island trash told him to start. Joe is not smart enough to know how to hide money on his own.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-17
Very interesting. It would fit, too. He's selling six items, five of which are garbage for a few hundred dollars. Those are to keep up appearances of a legit shop. Then he has his overpriced Gibson as the honeypot for money laundering. Good detective work, and maybe and definitely true.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
It’s like Anthony with his bitcoin mining, I would bet all my net worth he has never reported anything on that and I wish he would get pinched for it. These Cumias just cannot stop breaking the law, they just do not know how.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-17
How can i change that 5* rating Old Joey fat fuck has?
1 OpiesJeans 2019-08-17
Gay loser
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-17
I watched that Chris Coutt's Romeo and Juliet for the 1337 again recently and it still made me laugh. Also Jerry Jackson cartoons. Still got a niggas ribs hurtin. Not as much as it used to. But I still enjoyed it.
Next up: Stick Figure Death Theater, JoeCartoon.com and Strongbad
1 Joes_Chinese_Guitars 2019-08-17
Is his Tuesday? Quit being a fag.
1 brmlb 2019-08-17
h4h4
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-08-17
Let us know when it gets to 1488
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-17
We’ll add another 300 as soon as Porsalin starts making alts again.
1 snargfursk 2019-08-17
Hey Joe, l2p n00b.