This is what happens when a baby boy's little brother doesn't give him enough allowance to take a trip to Disney World.
32 2019-08-17 by gregorio_ilidivich
Last year Joe Cumia wouldn't shut up about going to Disney World and tweeted how Space Mountain, a child's ride, "AHAHAHAHA! never gets old" (this is coming from the man who purportedly jumped out of planes).
This was him rubbing it in our faces, gang! He knows we all want to go to Disney World and get autographs from the characters and have various Mickey Mouse pancakes and other amusingly shaped food items, yet he never once mentioned taking a vacation this summer, let alone going to Disney World!
Basically Joe Cumia, a man whose portfolio consists primarily of Donald Trump playing cards, is now realizing he has lived beyond his brother's allowance means and is losing his mind. Can you imagine having an old soggy burlap sack called Carol? Now imagine not being able to use your brother's money to take that burlap sack on the log flume? Yea, not so nice.
10 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-17
Joe and Carol were meant for each other, they both live off of dead people money.
1 suirogerg 2019-08-17
Don’t forget he went to Denny’s after.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-08-17
Yup. We got the review of Arab children’s behavior too. Missed that this year. Joe must have gotten Anth to spring for the meal plan this year
1 NickApleas 2019-08-17
I am staunchly against Glory Hole Joe (as he's known in the NY club scene) but he actually did talk about going to Disney last month...as he was obsessively making false DMCA claims and arguing with us.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-08-17
I see. Thanks for pointing that out, brotherman. I will make the proper edits.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-17
More Cumia Facebook lies.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-17
On the plus side, we definitely ruined that trip.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-17
Still no casino trips lately..
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-08-17
Reminder: Joe makes his annual pilgrimage to Disney World during the middle of summer. Enjoy the humidity, stupid
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-17
If it wasn't for his Nana allowance Joe would be inside one of the Goofy suits.