little jimmy is a backstabbing worm but i can't hate on him for not knowing how to cook. he is a millionaire living in the city of Manhattan, they have delicious take out food 24/7!
Takeout food he refuses to eat because of his small-bird-with-AIDS diet. That’s what makes it unforgivable: another opportunity squandered by that fucking worm for the sake of his complacent mediocrity.
I guess Mommy cooked for him all those years he was getting his comedy career going by driving real comics like Otto around. There's a bit of Sam inside him, and this is why they now have their very own bland, uninteresting, pointless filler morning show.
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1 suirogerg 2019-08-16
Hack baby boy.
1 PatBattle1 2019-08-16
little jimmy is a backstabbing worm but i can't hate on him for not knowing how to cook. he is a millionaire living in the city of Manhattan, they have delicious take out food 24/7!
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-08-16
Dearest Pat,
I am infinitely glad you made it over here; however, you could not be more wrong about Jimmy’s lack of basic life skills. It is inexcusable.
1 Deaumont 2019-08-16
Takeout food he refuses to eat because of his small-bird-with-AIDS diet. That’s what makes it unforgivable: another opportunity squandered by that fucking worm for the sake of his complacent mediocrity.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-16
I guess Mommy cooked for him all those years he was getting his comedy career going by driving real comics like Otto around. There's a bit of Sam inside him, and this is why they now have their very own bland, uninteresting, pointless filler morning show.
1 Castov_Rising 2019-08-16
Also he sucks
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-16
He also looks like a gat egg yolk
1 Popblawo 2019-08-16
Dudes got a soulpatch for his forehead too.