“r/onaxyz, I never thanked you…for saving my life…”

75  2019-08-16 by JMueller2012

11 comments

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-08-16

I always thought Jim Morgen's impression of Lt Dan was great..."this is my fat Asian wife Susan" lololol

1  JMueller2012 2019-08-16

”She’s a dictator in North Korea, Forrest.”

1  GroovyBastard 2019-08-16

"Private Cumia, you better tuck that lip in. You'll get that thing caught on a tripwire."

1  JMueller2012 2019-08-16

They’d still have to worry about his stupid tongue

1  dannyvaporandtobacco 2019-08-16

I needed you that day

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-16

Spit stew, spit sandwich, barbecue spit...

1  Audibledogfarts 2019-08-16

baked spit, boiled spit, broil spit

1  I-take-beast-shits 2019-08-16

“Life is like a box of faggots, you never know what Cumia you’re gonna get”

1  notasodomite 2019-08-16

I musta drank me about 15 Dr Spits

1  AlchemyWizard 2019-08-16

His fat Asian wife Susan is hotter than old Saddlebag Magillicutty and her leaky bladder

1  literalotherkin 2019-08-16

Lt. Dan lost his legs and Private Kumiya once nicked his hand with a peeling knife. Both technically veterans.

There's no justice.