Joe Cumia posted 3,561 words to the O&A sub on Easter this year

26  2019-08-16 by Richard_C_Power

https://pastebin.com/iefSAcka

I have a good chunk of Joe's posts archived in plaintext, stored as comments only in chronological order. That's the first one signed "happy easter" until the last one signed "happy easter"

I don't know if I've posted over 3k words on reddit in a whole month, let alone on a nice holiday when I should have been spending time with my family.

Joe you are a bigger loser than any of us will ever be tbh

13 comments

1  suirogerg 2019-08-16

Jesus this is torture to read. Joseph Cumia is a sad excuse for a human being.

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-08-16

Allowance? Call It what you want... It was equivalent to hitting LOTTO buddy. Yup. I hit the most unlikely lotto ever, and you’re envious as fuck because you never will.

"Winning the lotto" - a game of sheer chance with a ludicrous reward equal to the minuscule odds of winning

"Getting an allowance." - I get free money from my brother's actual labor because of an "Escape from the Ghetto" pact.

Among what infuriates me the most is Joe feels entitled to a portion of his brothers wages for doing absolutely nothing to do absolutely nothing, yet views it as assumed money for contributing nothing.

1  Cawdor 2019-08-16

You forget that a game of chance is the only type of game that Joe is mentally equipped to win.

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-16

Don't forget his first post on that sub on Easter morning was a photo of midget fetish porn where he thought he looked like the dude fucking the midget. Most fathers are hunting Easter eggs with their kids and getting ready for church and brunch with family. Joe was farting into his couch cushions while surfing for midget fetish porn to post on Reddit.

1  Richard_C_Power 2019-08-16

I didn't know that was also on Easter, but I do remember the post. That makes it even worse

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-16

Those "menstrual flow" comments were about his daughter's mother. In addition to surfing midget fetish porn, he was sitting there bashing and defaming his daughter's mother on a Reddit, a public forum. On Easter morning.

From the now-private sub, her public statement about Joe on Facebook: https://i.imgur.com/4I0kzJg.jpg

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-08-16

Shit like that makes me feel even better than we've reduced Joe's life to pretending he isn't on reddit while spending more time than any of us on it.

1  Richard_C_Power 2019-08-16

Yeah I could tell from my transcripts that he was using the event to rant to a subreddit (the members of which universally shit on him) about how much of a "bitch" his ex wife is. Meanwhile what she says actually rings pretty true; get your daughter to school on time, Joe, you blubbering retard. /u/DOXXER100

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-16

That post unironically makes me feel terrible for his ex and his daughter. I hope she aspires for more in life than her father.

1  Richard_C_Power 2019-08-16

I agree with your comment 100%

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-16

David Foster Cumia, King Of Meaningless Prose. Why use 20 words when 5000 will suffice?

1  chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-16

This fucktard never changes. So much of this is the same shit he always whines about. What a loser.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-08-16

Just when I think I couldn't feel any more sorry for him... Jesus.