If we started a shitty online forum and charged $9.99 a month we'd be IN THE BLACK from DAY ONE.

87  2019-08-16 by RoeRoeRoeYourJoe

We could talk about black crime statistics daily! No bosses, no moderators, OUR BOARD

21 comments

1  HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-08-16

We could salivate over 13 year olds with big tits, entertain each other with our 10,000 year old references, and listen to the screams as Big A adds another woman to the Missing Persons list!

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-16

I'm a Columbophile, so my question is, would there be a special forum for discussing Columbo?

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-08-16

I’m a 12 year old and I don’t know dick about the internet, but I love Colombo and the Anthony cumia show!

1  RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-08-16

I think we could all agree to pay you $29 a week to do that full time. Of course you'd need to find someone to co-run that with you. Someone completely irrelevant that has never accomplished anything in life and no one has ever heard of.

1  BlackManMoan 2019-08-16

as Big A adds another woman to the Missing Persons list!

It's interesting you put it that way since I always imagined him having women chained to the rafters in a sub-basement of his garage or something.

1  daveyistheman 2019-08-16

If it was our board, we could only open it up between the hours of 4pm - 6pm. A time where EVERYONE will want to come post.

It's not like this is when most working people are driving home and spending time with their families or anything.

1  mvcv114 2019-08-16

Don't forget - closed Friday thru Sunday for drinking, grooming and capital offenses.

1  Boxocox696969 2019-08-16

And if we go On vacation the sub will just shut down. No reason for it to work at that time

1  will_riker 2019-08-16

Holy shit - that's actually the time slot he picked for himself?

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-16

But who would we get to run it? Does anyone know any disgraced ex-cops? The right person would need to be incompetent, corrupt, arrogant, lazy, and above all a rat-faced shitheel. Anyone know anyone who fits this bill?

1  suirogerg 2019-08-16

All I know is that ANYONE CAN DO IT. Just takes willpower and a desire to be a good mod.

1  LengthyChode 2019-08-16

They should also have a shit tooth.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-16

"Sure thing, OA. Soon as I'm done escorting Jimmy to the bathroom, OA. Specific number of scoops falalalala, OA."

1  4stepsbackward 2019-08-16

It's worth the price of Netflix to mock this wop pederast and his hilariously inept, chuckle-fuck cop/cum cleaner all day long.

1  DonkeyPunch19 2019-08-16

We'd be in the black almost as much as Joe is

1  kingship75 2019-08-16

You misunderstand. Blacks are * in him.*

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-16

And then raise our prices to make Artie moderator

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-08-16

Space Edge was Artie-esque in more ways than one.

1  will_riker 2019-08-16

Only instead of paying for him we gave him over the top abuse, then turned him in for stealing tobacco products.

1  just_a_mean_person 2019-08-16

We woukd be having such a good time!

1  Castov_Rising 2019-08-16

We'd still be hilarious though.