The opposite of Jim Norton

8  2019-08-16 by Phkna1

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Not a faggot at all. He's clean but still pretty funny.

His bit about chunky peanut butter makes me laugh.

Has a successful career, a loving family that is proud of him, and the respect of his industry. He is everything that the Worm is not.

Once when I saw him live he opened w/ a joke about giant black cock... and then did that feminine "crowd's offended reaction" voice with something like "I had no idea he was going to tell jokes about huge black dicks.."

He's not 100% clean, but enough to be mainstream as fuck... and he's fucking funny. Form a fanbase from hotpocket and bacon jokes, then open w/ a N dick joke in an auditorium rife with wine-moms and dork dads. Alpha move with no chance of career suicide. Real ass dude.

Don’t worry, once Jim steals this he’ll be using his voice, too.

He hasn't seen it, genuinely

He doesn't watch other comics. He doesn't want to be influenced. Also, when he watches other comics, he sobs uncontrollably about how shitty he is in comparison.

Surprised to find out that Gaffigan is also a hulking 6'1".

Never sucked a dick. He is the anti-Norton

"I don't make my bed for the same reason I don't tie my shoes after taking them off" - JG

Better than any joke Norton's had in years.

Better than any joke Norton's had in his life. FIFY