You're minding your business in New York, when you see Nana. You try to approach her; to see her pockmarked face of horror up close. Nana gets scared when she sees a stranger coming. Suddenly, Brother Joe steps in between you and says "I AM ANTHONYS BROTHER! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO ME!?"

6  2019-08-16 by ILoveWhores69

What do you do?

  1. Attack him to get a peek at Nana - his low testosterone and terrible old man body makes him an easy target. He will crumple from a single jab to the liver and might die. If he doesn't he will "sue" you after. Risky option.
  2. Be nice and try to talk to him so he'll move. He smiles and asks to buy you a coffee, but then never stops talking and you will die of boredom as he prattles about nothing without stopping for air. Certain death, but polite.
  3. Point behind him and say "check out the dribble on that retarded kid!" and hope he greedily looks behind you. The safest option.
  4. Try to jump over him. This is impossible as he is a literal 6"1' giant who shakes the ground as he walks around. He needs to stay away from air traffic lanes in case a Boeing scrapes his head. Literally impossible to pull off.
20 comments

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-16

I'd be like back off this ain't your show! And slap nana around a little bit

1  Sueable 2019-08-16

Will you slap my penis and yell mean things at me until I cum.

Then make fun of me until I cum again.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

Do you think statistically black women could take on most white guys today in a fight?

There's a lot of white faggots around these days. Coo be

1  aRTie02150 2019-08-16

Black women fight everyone. They have the audacity to say Spanish women are the problematic ones.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-16

You tryna fight or what

1  aRTie02150 2019-08-16

I'll get Anna over there to smack you back to Haiti.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

Greedy Haitians eating all the mud biscuits, literally 100% the world's supply the selfish ingrates

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

I dunno I dated some chick from the Carribean, so black she was purple but I could manhandle that bitch if I wanted to. Then again I am a lion of a man and we're talking the average person. I think I could take you in a fight.

1  praise_st_mel 2019-08-16

They're problems, too.

1  aRTie02150 2019-08-16

Absolutely

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-16

Yeah man we're tough we don't have them little brittle birdie bones

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

I dunno I dated some chick from the Carribean, so black she was purple but I could manhandle that bitch if I wanted to. Then again I am a lion of a man and we're talking the average person. I think I could take you in a fight.

1  CommonMisspellingBot 2019-08-16

Hey, ILoveWhores69, just a quick heads-up:
Carribean is actually spelled Caribbean. You can remember it by one r, two bs.
Have a nice day!

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1  BooCMB 2019-08-16

Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

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Have a nice day!

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1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

Leave it alone

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

Oww my gaaaad.... That's what I SAID, FUCKFACE

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-16

Oh I'm not saying I'd win, it just wouldn't be some white girl bleed a lot style tap out.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

If you got that natural black hair it must be difficult to pull right? Brillo head motherfuckers. Long hair is poss. the biggest disadvantage in a fight. Kurt Cobain confirmed bad fighter.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-08-16

Alert the police that he's prowling outside of a pre school

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-16

Suspect does NOT have a gun HAHA HOLEY SHIT