Hey cockmouth - get the fuck off my stage

Why do you have to make things up when what he really said was just as hilarious. "Get the fat drunken loser off the stage before he runs the set"

His farts smell like burnt vaseline

Vaseline is no match for the friction burns that anus experiences down at the ol’ Apple Ranch

Hey you, pal, get your uninteresting fat slob ass off of this stage

Joe got his moo face on.

he even had a pissed off expression

My god, Joseph is making duck lips.

This Ain't the Summer of Cud

Stairway to gay bars
That is where he will blow you
Stairway to gay bars
at the big apple ranch with guys to screw

You just know that joe is the guy that goes to the music store, turns the amp up way too loud and noodles away

That's why he orders garbage from China through Facebook ads. Everyone at the local music stores hates him.