Radical Jihadist "Supreme Bovine" Yusef Al-Kumiyahmed Declares Fatwah on /r/opieandanthonyxyz. Also Declares His Pet Goat "Bishkek" as New Second-In-Command, Only to Be Kidnapped Minutes Later by Alleged Homosexual Halal Shop Owner Jahmal Nortahn.

23  2019-08-16 by schleiderftw

4 comments

1  T0kinBlackman 2019-08-16

Al-Kumiyahmed was later quoted as saying, "سوف تتدفق شوارع رديت بدماء الكافرين. اللعنة عليك ، المتخلفين الليبرالية. ضجيج البقر."

1  schleiderftw 2019-08-16

Holy shit you're a genius.

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-16

The Mastic Mullah doesn't even bother with subpoenas any more, he goes straight for the Fatwa.

1  mvcv114 2019-08-16

Allah Akbar Libtards!