I found a neat computer trick that lets you mass-report DMCA's on reddit posts. Don't let Joe find out!
1 2019-09-12 by SpaceCaseBassFace
Your computer's motherboard comes equipped with a failsafe ion chip that prevents hackers from abusing its mainframe capabilities. In layman's terms, if you delete your system32 folder, your computer's true power is unleashed. Much like how we only use 13% of our brains for 50% of our problem solving skills, your computer only uses 32% of its processing power while the folder is running. This is in an effort to deter hackers and computer whizzes who decide to tap into government databases. While it is technically illegal to do this, so is filing felonious copyright claims over posts you made on reddit that have been reposted to reddit. So make sure Joe doesn't find out guys, this could ruin us.
22 comments
1 flip0pilf 2019-09-12
Don't advertise this. You know Joe is here reading every post
1 Palmdale__Chimp 2019-09-12
If you don't want to go that far but want to ensure Reddit admins get your illegal DMCAs in a priority manner just hit ALT+F4 instead of submit.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-09-12
that's geek squad level backdoor hacking.
1 [deleted] 2019-09-12
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1 DOXXER100 2019-09-12
say again, stupid?
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-12
You’re a terrible guitarist. You can’t improvise for shit. Keep playing exactly like the record, stupid!
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-12
Tell me something, then, Joe. You've only posted here in an effort to defend yourself and the actions of those close to you. Filing DMCA claims against these posts implies a sense of guilt or shame on your part and does not bolster your case whatsoever. Mass reporting your "Fapping to KP isn't illegal" post (which it totally is, btw, because masturbating to something illegal is illegal) only makes it look like you're embarrassed or realize the stupidity in what you said. So why do it?
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-12
Hes DMCAd my post on it 4 times in 6 days. Hes rly embarrassed of that one. Haha. Fuck you Joe.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-12
I'd say welcomed back, but you never left.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-12
Your 2U outtakes are one if the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen, and I saw the BÖC video...
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-12
What Ant does to children is okay to do to your baby daughter? Ok got it.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-12
We are so deep in your head that you will never get us out. Kind of like your brother's penis in a child.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-09-12
How’s the diet plan working out?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-12
Hey Joe, how's things?
Why did you panic [over here] when that post/sub hadn't even mentioned your name?
Also, while we're chatting; which of your songs did Anth claim to have written ?? I mean that time you almost came to blows ?
1 cthulhu_110 2019-09-12
We are not talking about you stupid. We are talking about another thin skinned moor, James Hefner.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-12
Joe, can you please warn ant keith is bilking him out of all his hard earned radio career money. Thnx, a fan x
1 quasi100 2019-09-12
Hey retard its a messy, complicated legal issue that is over your cow brained head. You should really clarify with your lawyer, since it is…you know a felony. The screenshot you posted is from the submission “suggestions”. Its not a legal binding document like say….the terms of service and user agreement. In the updated terms of service it says nothing about you owning self posts or texts. I’m sure your lawyer told you that but you were too busy hanging out with pedophiles to remember.
https://www.redditinc.com/policies/user-agreement?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=IPlaw&utm_content=t1_cu0yc0r
4. Your Content
*“You retain any ownership rights you have in Your Content, “ *is vague and up for a challenge. A standard interpretation would that you only own the rights to anything you already own. I.e posting an except from your novel in progress wouldn’t release your ownership of it. Again it would need to be decided by a court and is a toss up on interpretation. I’m sure your lawyer advised you that ambiguous and vague terms like this generally would be in favor of the person objected to them, but then again is it really worth the risk of a “lefty judge”.
Anyway enjoy your rambling boc post that is hilarious and always good for a laugh.
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:qMGkjsfXtnMJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/ch7kth/boc/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
1 Galloping_Bull 2019-09-12
[let me repeat that for you]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxofWN8BAoc )
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1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-12
Why are you mad at us? It's not like we named a coffee shop after you
1 xterraroc 2019-09-12
Nice other alt you’ve been using Marc...
1 Skip4play 2019-09-12
Dude, why are you helping him?