Joe Cumia once “performed” at a chain restaurant and was told to keep it down by a waitress because he thought he was doing a concert rather than background music.
1 2019-09-12 by shickadantz
Then he said he was upset because they charged him for a drink and he expected it to be COMP’D, so for that slight he refused to tip the waitress who brought it to him.
He also said that Sea Hag Carol showed up to watch him “perform” so he was extra insulted, like it was a big moment for him.
Joe Cumia aka James Hefner is a dumb, greasy chowderhead.
39 comments
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-12
Then he trashed the establishment on their Facebook page reviews and deleted his comment after it was shared on Reddit. u/quasi100, do you have an archive of that one?
1 quasi100 2019-09-12
This one http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images2/misc/joyce1.jpg
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-12
There it is! Internet is forever. Hard lesson to learn for certain welfare recipients.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-12
Both he and his girlfriend are mooching for a living and this fuck is furious because he had to pay for one drink?
This deserves way more hate.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-12
Joe thinks the smart way of begging for shit is to add the word “gratis” on the end of a sentence.
“Cmon Ant, just $30,000 more, gratis”
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-12
They looked at that old man carol maxihermire and sat his old ass at the cornor of the bar like they do fat ass manchild honey booboo. Welfare JoeH you idiot they are trying to make money something you know 0 about. The tables are there to fit a family of maybe four eating out. No one was payng to see you they were just trying to eat and you even bothered them that is why they asked the server to tell you to shut the fuck up. You fat idiot Welfare JoeH let me guess you had on your court room boomers, some no brand basketball shorts, and a wrinkled fadded dirty superman or call of duty shirt with your mouth open and that stupid look on your face singing shitty old songs, shitty. No doubt you smelled awful of sweat old clothes unbrushed teeth and cheap whiskey hangover.
1 BergStonewall 2019-09-12
Don’t forget the neck of the shirt being stretched out
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-12
That's actually a very comprehensive look into what its like to be him.
1 thrillated 2019-09-12
Even the BOC dude told him he's too loud at the beginning of his embarrassment of a performance.
1 literalotherkin 2019-09-12
That's actually probably the quintessential Joe moment. That fucking rant had everything we've come to love from the big man. The entitlement; the utter lack of self-awareness; the stupidity; his 'I'm going to write a strongly worded FB post and BE HEARD' attitude.
Classic Moo.
1 BovineCoomia 2019-09-12
Lmao how embarrassing to be told shut up by a waitress when you're a musician playing at a bar. I bet he was obnoxiously loud screaming into the mic like he's Robert Plant. And you know he was making those dumb rockstar facial expressions where he's grimacing with his eyes closed.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-12
Ah hey hey momma said the way you moo gonna make me sweat gonna make me moo.....
1 thrillated 2019-09-12
Stairway To Obscurity
1 les_rallizes_denudes 2019-09-12
Dazed and Confused
1 tjdon 2019-09-12
Funny how she did it while he was singing. Imagine how awful it was if she had to step in exactly then
1 BovineCoomia 2019-09-12
I'm
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1 TacolasCage 2019-09-12
I love these douchebags that think they're bigger than what they are. There's a reason why this clown had to come up with a solo act. Nobody wants to perform with this cunty amateur.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-12
Many amateur hobbyist guitar players have massive inferiority complexes and believe it was only luck that prevented them from making it big.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-12
Like all amateur cover band hobbyist guitar players, the meaty-breasted mooch seriously believes everyone will be enchanted and dazzled by his six-string wizardry, when in actuality everyone will be annoyed and irritated by his mediocre six-string noodling. Amateur musicians like Goober Joe think that being paid to play guitar puts them on a level with actual professional musicians who people actually pay to see, as they live in a delusional fantasy world built around a childish hobby.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-12
"Like real bands do."
1 suirogerg 2019-09-12
Lol at Sea Hag Carol
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-12
"I cAn FffeeEeeeL iN THe AiR TOniiiiiGhT! OH LAaaaaAWwwD!"
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-12
Taps drum solo into mic
1 JamieConway 2019-09-12
Still one of his douchiest performance moments.
1 curbstomp_redditors 2019-09-12
Wait he really did that? Did he slap the guitar like a bongo?
1 TimSidenote 2019-09-12
Lol this is exactly what came to my mind as well
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-12
I fucked her.
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-12
No you didn't, Arthur. Get back in the kitchen and cook your mooshata raviolis lately.
1 BergStonewall 2019-09-12
How’d she taste, brothaman?
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-12
Lol if this is true
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-09-12
I used to be a restaurant manager and we had solo live acts and the way these wannabe rock stars acted was awful. Part of the idea was they bring a following and the following drinks and eats, the few that did come along were just bar flies who were groupies of nobodies and were just as irritating
1 4stepsbackward 2019-09-12
People should just fling rotten tomatoes and bags of shit at Joe Cumia on the street.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-09-12
Why waste the tomatoes?
You got your bread your mayo your rotten tomatoes and boom you got a good lunch.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-09-12
Had a Jim Hefner Trio playing at a restaurant my family was dining at and they had all their boomer gear cranked to 11 in the corner.
3 old guys with more gear than a Reverb sale all crammed into a corner and management having to constantly apologize and go tell them to turn down.
No clue what went on after we left but probably more guitar solos endlessly and all I could do is keep laughing about Joe Cumia and what his “concert” must have been like that epic night.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-12
She got to witness what Joe really is; a complete nobody and an annoyance.
1 Snake_____86 2019-09-12
/ Sea Hag Carol
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God bless you.
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1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-12
One of the patrons should have busted his jaw