Den, Joe Rogan, den I made some muthafucka and called 'im Adam, Joe Rogan. But den I see there ain't no one else here, so I take his fawkin' rib and make a broad outta it--no bullshit. I leave for a bit to go get some shit, I come back and this bitch is snortin' coke she bought from some snake around the corner of da tree of knowing-dings, Joe Rogan.
I swear to god joe rogan, it was september 11th, 2001 and I was on the 90th floor of the world trade center and I see this fucking plane coming at me and I said not today cocksucka and I swear to god I jump out the window just as the plane hits, I run along the top of the plane and I fucking jump off and land on the roof of the second tower, and I take the elevator to the floor and get out before the next plane hit. I swear to fucking god, joe rogan. Ain't no fucking terrorist killin me! true story dawg.
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1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-11
THAT'S WHEN THE FUCKIN SEED WAS PLANTED, YOU FUCKS!
1 FudgeHolden 2019-09-11
Den, Joe Rogan, den I made some muthafucka and called 'im Adam, Joe Rogan. But den I see there ain't no one else here, so I take his fawkin' rib and make a broad outta it--no bullshit. I leave for a bit to go get some shit, I come back and this bitch is snortin' coke she bought from some snake around the corner of da tree of knowing-dings, Joe Rogan.
1 feedfatrick 2019-09-11
IM FROM JERSEY!!!!!
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-11
I swear to god joe rogan, it was september 11th, 2001 and I was on the 90th floor of the world trade center and I see this fucking plane coming at me and I said not today cocksucka and I swear to god I jump out the window just as the plane hits, I run along the top of the plane and I fucking jump off and land on the roof of the second tower, and I take the elevator to the floor and get out before the next plane hit. I swear to fucking god, joe rogan. Ain't no fucking terrorist killin me! true story dawg.