This sub would fill this entire 1,200 seat auditorium within 24 hours

1  2019-09-11 by trippin_on_beefers

24 comments

But not for a Ted Talk, learning is for commies

I've learnt a lot about myself from this community, it's been a journey into self.

Oh literal trippin on beefers.

Joe Cumia fills more seats than Rich Vos.

Is he still touring?

I would imagine. That old fuck isn’t going to get a big break at 70.

It'd be nice if someone could update us on where and when he is is performing.

He’s still doing clubs, and still using the OnA credit.

https://www.richvos.com

Thursday, September 12
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Friday, September 13
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Saturday, September 14
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Sunday, September 15
» 9:30pm Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Thursday, September 19
Magoobys Joke House Lutherville - Timonium Maryland

Friday, September 20
Magoobys Joke House Lutherville - Timonium Maryland

Saturday, September 21
Magoobys Joke House Lutherville - Timonium Maryland

Thursday, September 26
Funny Stop Cuyahoga Falls Ohio

Friday, September 27
Funny Stop Cuyahoga Falls Ohio

Saturday, September 28
Funny Stop Cuyahoga Falls Ohio

Monday, October 7
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Tuesday, October 8
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Wednesday, October 9
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Thursday, October 10
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Friday, October 11
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Saturday, October 12
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Sunday, October 13
Comedy Cellar Rio Las Vegas

Friday, October 18
Kreeps With Kids tour Santander Performing arts center Reading PA

Saturday, October 19
Kreeps With Kids tour Carnegie of Homestead music hall Homestead PA

Friday, October 25
Kreeps With Kids tour Paramount Theater Huntington NY

Saturday, October 26
Kreeps with Kids tour Wilbur theater Boston

Friday, November 1
Kreeps with Kids tour Count Basie theater Red Bank NJ

Saturday, November 2
Kreeps with Kids tour St. George TheaterStaten Island NY

Friday, November 8
Kreeps with Kids tour State Theater Easton PA

Saturday, November 9
8:00pm Laugh It Up Poughkeepsi

Friday, November 15
Kreeps with Kids tour Warner Theater Torrington CT

Saturday, November 16
Kreeps with Kids tour Troy Music Hall Troy NY

Friday, November 22
Kreeps with Kids tour Bergen Performing arts center Englewood NJ

Saturday, November 23
Kreeps with Kids tour Patio Theater Chicago ILL

Friday, November 29
Kreeps with Kids tour Whitaker Center Harrisburgh PA

Saturday, November 30
Kreeps with Kids tour Union County Performing arts center Rahway NJ

Friday, December 6
8:00pm Comedy Connection Rhode Island

Saturday, December 7
» 8:00pm Comedy Connection Rhode Island

Thursday, January 9, 2020
8:00pm Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club Las Vegas

Friday, January 10, 2020
Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club Las Vegas

Saturday, January 11, 2020
Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club Las Vegas

Sunday, January 12, 2020
» 8:00pm Jimmy Kimmels Comedy Club Las Vegas

Thursday, January 23, 2020
Helium Buffalo NY

Friday, January 24, 2020
Helium Buffalo NY

Saturday, January 25, 2020
Helium Buffalo NY

Friday, January 31, 2020
Uncle Vinnies NJ

Saturday, February 1, 2020
Uncle Vinnies NJ

Monday, February 3, 2020
Hard Rock Howie Mandel's Comedy Club AC NJ

Tuesday, February 4, 2020
Hard Rock Howie Mandel's Comedy Club AC NJ

Wednesday, February 5, 2020
Hard Rock Howie Mandel's Comedy Club AC NJ

Thursday, February 6, 2020
Hard Rock Howie Mandel's Comedy Club AC NJ

Friday, February 21, 2020
11:00pm Bananas NJ

Saturday, February 22, 2020
» 11:00pm Bananas NJ

Kreeps with Kids is so embarrassing

I bet it’s a good show but it’s such a terrible name. Who wants to bring advertise they’re going to it? Give it any generic name like “Live & Uncensored” and it’d be better.

I'd bother with half-filled auditoriums, too, if it meant less time at home with Bonnie.

Oh shit he’ll be right by me in a few weeks. I better get tickets before it’s sold out!

Maybe he’ll follow Rodney Dangerfields career path

God, imagine the smell if we did that

....but Panera Bread smells good.

vinegary

Watch him try to host a TED talk now.

Inside The Mind Of A Copyright Vigilante| Joseph Cumia

How To Make Post-Menopausal Women Squirt | James Hefner

Cumia Ted talk

Opening act: 5 minute introduction.

Joeseph Cumia talks about Reddit, his military service, and how he hit the jackpot by having a rich brother. He is also scheduled to accuse himself of pedophilia, but will run out of time before he can deny his own self-accusation.

Main event: The Anthony Cumia ethnic crime statistics hour.

Watch as an unironic Clayton Bigsby-esque elderly quadroon espouses racial epithets and runs out of material after 30 seconds. The remaining time allotted will be improvised by Mr. Cumia as the building staff turns the air conditioning turned off.

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"DUD" talks, heh heh

Can someone do a Photoshop and put onstage a tiny Joe from outside Ant's failed book signing?