4 ounces of ham cubes, some fatty mayonnaise and all the rotten garbage you can eat....anyone can do it

1  2019-09-11 by Amish_Supremacist

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The ham cubes really has stuck with me from that post. I think about it all the time

Me too. And whole fatty mayo.

It’s actually not ham cubes, but sliced deli ham, cut into 1” squares. I was recently corrected for making the same mistake in a photoshop and may have unintentionally contributed misinformation to the Brother Joe lexicon.

Compd

He used to wheeze and get all out of breath from merely tucking his floppy man-boobies back into his needlessly sleeveless sweatshirts, but thanks to ham squares (1" with whole fatty mayo) his enormous man udders hardly even bounce and sway when he's on stage anymore! His colossal man-breasts are just melting away. Or it could just be sweat, there's no way of knowing without getting up close and no one wants that.

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