You know what, duuuuuude

1  2019-09-11 by aRTie02150

9 comments

I cannot believe that fat fuck is still alive. Not even a heart attack as far as I know.

yet

He's been up and down with his weight most of his life but these past 5 years or so he's just been getting fatter and fatter. It's absolutely happening soon.

When he does die, he'll be forgotten sooner than Ralphie May. We can look forward to that at least.

Bob may be a fat fuck who will eat himself dead but I don't wish that upon him.

He's been up and down with his weight most of his life

Has he? He's always said that but as far as I can tell he was thin when he was young, blew up in the mid-2000s and has been fat ever since. "I'm on my 8th fat, dude" Oh yeah? When was the 7th skinny?

Pat in his rented BMW

That Artie nose though

This was considered a fat guy in the 40s and 50s, now it’s basically impossible for Blobby to ever hope to be that skinny again.