Just looking at the thumbnail, I read the first five words, and then saw the length of text that followed, and knew immediately who it was.
I think I remember reading a quote from Matt Groening saying that a good character should be recognizable by their silhouette alone; identifying ColleenH by the first five words of any given text and its subsequent length feels kind of similar.
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Thats not to say ColleenH has, or is a good character. We can just spot you at a distance.
I never understood what he thought this would accomplish. I seriously think he racked his brain for a way to somehow infiltrate the sub and didn’t give any thought about what he would do if it worked.
It’s another example of Joe’s severely retarded thought process. Since his entire existence has be subsidized by other people’s work, he’s come to assume effort/attendance = reward. He’s never had to risk anything or show any talent in order to live a comfortable life, so he’s constantly surprised how the world keeps denying him the rewards he deserves.
He spent all that time typing this out, so of course it’ll work.
He spent a long time playing cover songs, of course he’s a rock star.
He sired a child and lives with a woman, of course he’s a family man.
He spent a lot of time filing DCMAs, of course it’s not illegal.
21 comments
1 CuckTheMagicDragon 2019-09-11
Really demonstrates Joe’s intelligence level.
1 mvcv114 2019-09-11
This was a plan from someone with an IQ of 122.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-09-11
Just looking at the thumbnail, I read the first five words, and then saw the length of text that followed, and knew immediately who it was.
I think I remember reading a quote from Matt Groening saying that a good character should be recognizable by their silhouette alone; identifying ColleenH by the first five words of any given text and its subsequent length feels kind of similar.
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Thats not to say ColleenH has, or is a good character. We can just spot you at a distance.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-11
I never understood what he thought this would accomplish. I seriously think he racked his brain for a way to somehow infiltrate the sub and didn’t give any thought about what he would do if it worked.
It’s another example of Joe’s severely retarded thought process. Since his entire existence has be subsidized by other people’s work, he’s come to assume effort/attendance = reward. He’s never had to risk anything or show any talent in order to live a comfortable life, so he’s constantly surprised how the world keeps denying him the rewards he deserves.
He spent all that time typing this out, so of course it’ll work.
He spent a long time playing cover songs, of course he’s a rock star.
He sired a child and lives with a woman, of course he’s a family man.
He spent a lot of time filing DCMAs, of course it’s not illegal.
You get the picture.
1 flug_harley 2019-09-11
He's like Chris-chan, except I feel no remorse for laughing at him.
1 therealstinks 2019-09-11
he was baiting u into getting your account banned
1 joemoomia 2019-09-11
He felt this approach would appeal to the subreddit hive mind, as he seems to believe the sub is populated by young children.
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-11
The best part about this is he pulled worm and disavowed this by saying "if that was me I would tell you"
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-09-11
And he had to work race into it. Obvious sign it was a Cumia.
1 wbgreen 2019-09-11
Not only that, but a black guy who is fucking and beating up his mom, who he is scared of. Joe was going back to his wn childhood for sure.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-11
This dude's fake teenage spelling is about as convincing as a Chris Hanson decoy, not that I would know.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-11
(Anth knows)
1 ChatterboxFM 2019-09-11
Why don't you take a seat.
1 ChatterboxFM 2019-09-11
Joe, how do you fuck up this bad, this publicly, every time?
1 kingship75 2019-09-11
Stupidity.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-11
That’s only half of the equation. It’s that he’s stupid and he thinks he’s clever.
1 AngryHugo 2019-09-11
You tried to keep it brief but failed again, you lummox.
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-11
This was a great day.
1 brmlb 2019-09-11
i can’t believe i forgot about this. The endless content over the years.
1 FudgeHolden 2019-09-11
Never change, Joe.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2019-09-11
“I’m 16 and the guy is 48. He can kick my ass probably.”