When do we stop documenting the Cumia crime family?
21 2019-09-11 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud
When they’re dead right? I think we’re doing some genuine good here exposing these sick perverts for the demented cons they are.
No justice no peace 💯 #FreeKhan
15 comments
1 Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-09-11
When they are dead or in prison. Hey Joe, I've been to state prison for killing a man. It's odd how you have never sent a fight invitation to me like you have other sub members you fat bitch.
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-09-11
What do you like to eat these days, Karl?
1 Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-09-11
Biscuits. Coffee makes a might nervous when I drink it.
1 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-09-11
😂 Here, have some mustard.
1 Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-09-11
Thank ye.
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1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-11
Personally, I want to see Ant officially go broke. I'll retire when he sells his mcmansion at a loss.
Then I'll go and spend time with my family and travel. Maybe check out a few tribute bands in Ronkonkoma.
1 tjdon 2019-09-11
When that happens we can all attend the auction and buy his house. I recently purchased an older house near his on a much nicer property for 900. I am guessing that his house will go for 1.5 at auction, even less if people get to see the inside and realize they have to take all the guinea shit out of there before they can sell it. Even more less when we all make sure the other bidders realize the sort of underage depravity that went on there. "Its got a movie theater in it" ...... where the previous owner fingered a 14 year old ...
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-11
He probably has no idea just how outdated everything in his house actually is at this point. I'm sure his appliances and HVAC are getting close to their end of life. The chlorine pool will probably be used to talk down the price. Every single wall would need to be painted. Landscaping needs to be either touched up or ripped out. His finished basement looks very compartmentalized and would need to be opened up, if at all possible. His theater plays in standard definition only and I'm sure someone would want to replace all the seats seeing as they're a over a decade old and were the scene of a crime, allegedly.
It'd be beautiful too. People would walk by the things that everyone he associates with loves and talk about ripping it down, tossing it out, etc. By the time they're done with it, the house will show no signs that Nana ever existed, much less lived there.
What was once a $1.5M house quickly becomes ~$1.2M negotiation. Eventually, he would cave for about $1.175M + settlement costs because he would need the cash ASAP.
The first thing I would do is take that stupid plastic raptor and toss it in the garbage. I'd snap a pic of it sitting in the dumpster with the other refuse and create a Twitter account just so I could tweet it at Nana.
Once the extensive renovations are complete, we will finally give it it's rightful name.
Sue's Alamo
1 tjdon 2019-09-11
So you’re in? Keep an eye on the Nassau county docket. For this one I wouldn’t even be looking for a deal, I’d just keep bidding until I won. Anyone who bid more than 1.3 would obviously be a straw buyer and nana would get fucked more and waste more money.
1 tjdon 2019-09-11
Nassau county auctions are sight unseen, nobody can go inside until they own it and the current occupant is ejected. That could take a year in court, but then all of the legal filings would be public and we could analyze them on reddit. Nana seems like the type who will cling until the bitter end rather than calling it quits and downsizing before the sherif got involved. Usually the first foreclosure will come from accumulating tax liens so we can get a head start by buying his tax certificates.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-11
Not from NY but I think that's how it works here as well. Regardless, I'd prefer he sold before he was forced into foreclosure. I'm sure any negotiations would go through Keith since he probably has POA, but at least Nana would be made aware of what the market thinks about his fun house full of bullshit.
You know he'd start crying when he heard that all of the things he cherishes most are completely undesirable to anybody who doesn't want to be Tony Soprano.
1 tjdon 2019-09-11
Wouldn’t hurt to put in an offer now.
1 tjdon 2019-09-11
1.5 today. Minus .1 in each subsequent offer.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-09-11
Once joeH and antH are both dead, i’ll enjoy our victory lap on their obit pages and then get right back to the grind of exposing their rampant pedophila, post mortem.
Fuck those two white trash niggers.