I’ve looked all over Reddit, but i don’t see Joe mentioned in many comments or posts. The way he treats Reddit, you’d think there was years of post and comment history talking about him. I don’t know what he is complaining about.
I know, it's like I thought he posted some weird gay detailed story about Nana pumping Sue but it was apparently what we had all imagined whilst fucking whacking off. And then some shit about not washing our hands & going back to our shifts at Panera.
That sounds fucking retarded, right? Must have imagined it all coz I ain't seeing shit now.
Well, it's an established and documented medical fact that men with unusually plump and prominent boy bosoms develop back and shoulder pain which in turn leads to general crankiness and irritability which leads to feelings of self-pity which leads to attention and sympathy-seeking behavior. I read all about in Bovine Male Quarterly.
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1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-11
Remember when Joe Cumia set the world record for dick sucking? Boy George remembers and he’s upset he lost the record.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-11
Mr. Show had a sketch about it. "I sucked the MOST dicks"
1 246h8 2019-09-11
"That's just Crystal's boyfriend. He's just mad because I beat her in the competition."
"You GAVE people blowjobs?!"
"The most people! That's why they have a drink named after me here."
They have a drink here called the Todd Hinley?"
"No, it's called the 'Ultimate Dicksucker'"
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-11
Weird how it all fits now in current context
1 Louis_C_Gay 2019-09-11
I’ve looked all over Reddit, but i don’t see Joe mentioned in many comments or posts. The way he treats Reddit, you’d think there was years of post and comment history talking about him. I don’t know what he is complaining about.
1 HARVEST_AREA 2019-09-11
I know, it's like I thought he posted some weird gay detailed story about Nana pumping Sue but it was apparently what we had all imagined whilst fucking whacking off. And then some shit about not washing our hands & going back to our shifts at Panera.
That sounds fucking retarded, right? Must have imagined it all coz I ain't seeing shit now.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-11
It's all true, but I think some of that was from Keith "executor of the Will" The Cop in addition to Joe
1 joemoomia 2019-09-11
Well, it's an established and documented medical fact that men with unusually plump and prominent boy bosoms develop back and shoulder pain which in turn leads to general crankiness and irritability which leads to feelings of self-pity which leads to attention and sympathy-seeking behavior. I read all about in Bovine Male Quarterly.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-11
Gimne yo fiddy cent, rest of Anthony's life
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-11
Recommended therapies include filing thousands of DMCAs
1 suirogerg 2019-09-11
What did he do?