Let’s discuss how ugly and disgusting looking Joe’s 70-year-old girlfriend Carol Maxheimer is.

43  2019-09-10 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

That bitch is beat! Definitely not wife material.

25 comments

1  NickApleas 2019-09-10

I wouldn't fuck her with Joe's dick.

1  BloviatingUdders 2019-09-10

He probably doesn't/can't either.

1  quasi100 2019-09-10

Low t joe hasnt had sex since nanas ex

1  MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-10

I’m assuming you don’t consider sucking everyone dry at The Ranch to be sexy because there’s no penetration?

1  mvcv114 2019-09-10

Eatin ain't cheatin. Or as Billy would say: I did not have sexual relations with all those men.

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-09-10

It's no coincidence that both Roe and Carol are gross skeletal looking women with fake teeth. With that knowledge and the many incriminating photos of him attempting to grope his only sister it's obvious that Joe has incestuous fantasies.

1  CasinoIndian 2019-09-10

She probably nagged Joe to use her full name too. Wanted "attention"

1  HandsomeBlue 2019-09-10

That decrepit hag is such a crumbling, brittle fossil that she needs a dustpan around at all times to sweep up her constantly disintegrating fragments. She tricks idiots into thinking it's her "squirting" while she whores out her daughter to any old ghoul.

1  2th_repair 2019-09-10

To be clear is missy her daughter?

1  HandsomeBlue 2019-09-10

Nah, Missy's different. Her daughter does look quite ghoulish herself

1  GroovyBastard 2019-09-10

They say if you stand in front of a mirror and you say her name 3 times, she'll appear and squirt on you.

I'm not sure if it's true or not. I've always been too scared to try.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-10

Joe Cumia is a stupid nigger who sucks baby dicks.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-10

She needs some fuckin lotion and conditioner

1  ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-10

Just a whole set of new skin, she’s a lost cause

1  MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-10

Could you imagine watching Carol molt? I’m sick just thinking about it

1  ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-10

I think we are

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-10

I'd spray her feet with some RoundUp just to be safe

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-09-10

Bitch needs the Lazurus Pit

1  Sternacthegreat 2019-09-10

Built like a cheap old alligator handbag.

1  quasi100 2019-09-10

shes also a piece of shit

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images2/misc/carol2.jpg

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-10

Again... do not accept any fruit offered by this chain-smoking woman.

1  Guinness525 2019-09-10

She embodies exactly none of the traits that make up an attractive woman. A wretched old bag, through and through.

1  yanggang707 2019-09-10

Lots of hard living

1  joemoomia 2019-09-10

Some gals like having a big fat pair of hairy sloppy tits, it's just sort of unusual when they like them on their boyfriend.

1  Mikekekeke 2019-09-10

She needs to put her head in that Saw trap that tears the head in half to even be in the ball park of fuckable.