Joe claimed that this soldier was him but it’s obvious not. DD-214 Joe

38  2019-09-10 by xterraroc

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Joe Cumia is the most pathetic man who ever lived.

That man is white so clearly not a nasty Cumia.

Also looks like he'd have zero trouble holding down a job. So yeah, definitely not Joe.

Stolen valor?

I don’t doubt he enlisted I just doubt he did absolutely anything at all and I have questions on the type of discharge he received.

Vaginal. She's a squirter.

That (white) man doesn't have his mouth agape and his eyes are focused (not in bewilderment at amazement)

Clearly not Joseph Colleen Cumia

5 jump chump faggot.

R/stolenvalor

The army doesn’t readily admit crack smoking pedophiles

Ugh, again Joe Cumia is NOT a pedophile. However, he doesn’t seem to have a problem with them.

But he does have a hankering for child spit. Yum!

Uh, wrong AGAIN, libtards! I didn't steal THE valor, I had AN agreement with THE army where due to AN adulthood pact, they PAY me SOME valor every month.

The army, never had any work ethic (go ahead and him). That's where I come in. RESIDUALS, libtard.

The stewardess sergeant told me I’m the biggest fuckup in the battalion. I pointed to my crotch and said "sarge I pissed myself again" and started crying.

Looks like Bryan Cranston to me.

From the man who proved he was X reddit username with a video that failed to mention said username...

Could just post this pic to any of the army forums especially if they are airbone specific and go "trying to find who this guy was in my so and sos unit"

Some wobbly-titted scumbag who used to be in the army a long time ago...you hardly ever see that. Anyhow I can't see this guy's jugs so there's no way to prove it's really Milk Bags.

The only downrange he's ever done involved a stove