Because he has it all very carefully figured out, you see. Using his 122 IQ, Uncle Udders has tirelessly worked to develop a psychological profile of the sub and has placed that profile within a generational context, which gives him the ability to infiltrate the sub and think exactly as the sub thinks. Using his vast huge-titted intellect and tireless work ethic, the brilliant bovine has deciphered the secret sub lingo and, with a few more years of intense study, he'll be able to once and for all destroy his brother's old fan base, thereby maybe getting a boost in his allowance.
3 comments
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-10
In his case, bent over/cheeks spread.
1 MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-10
As luscious as his titties are, I’m not interested.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-10
Because he has it all very carefully figured out, you see. Using his 122 IQ, Uncle Udders has tirelessly worked to develop a psychological profile of the sub and has placed that profile within a generational context, which gives him the ability to infiltrate the sub and think exactly as the sub thinks. Using his vast huge-titted intellect and tireless work ethic, the brilliant bovine has deciphered the secret sub lingo and, with a few more years of intense study, he'll be able to once and for all destroy his brother's old fan base, thereby maybe getting a boost in his allowance.