It would be great for him to return to the Compound ( or whatever that shit show is called now ) and be the hunk hot guy broadcasting life wisdom to those rotting fags.
And all across Northern NJ dozens of heroin dealer's junkie senses started tingling. At least he finally went out and bought some new clothes, it's so weird to see him without the stains.
"Tour", "stories"...if he goes that route he'll be wiping nose blood all over that new jacket in no time at all. If Retartie is just gonna start telling his old Stern show/heroin/jail/rehab war stories again he'll stand no chance. And who the fuck wants to hear that shit again anyway?
It was hysterical how he completely ripped Nana off and collected a CM paycheck while literally doing drugs and nodding off during the show while a petrified Nana sat there giggling like a retard and anxiously hugging himself. One might even be led to believe that Nana was terrified of saying or doing anything that might have lead to a (gasp!) confrontation of some kind.
"I went from talking with A listers on Howard Stern, the biggest radio show in the country, to sitting in front of a green screen on a web show where this kid toucher kept ranting about blacks and old TV shows."
And during his "nothing's wrong with my nose everything is great" tour after the Cumia show he never mentioned it or Anthony at all, ever. He took the gig, let Ant and KTC brand the whole show around him, then gave it 0% when he even bothered to show up at all. They allowed a dying, bleeding, barely conscious heroin addict to totally hoodwink and bilk them right out in the open with no attempt to hide it.
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2 brmlb 2019-09-10
amazing what getting away from a Cumia will do for your health. Opie and Artie are feeling great!
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1 aRTie02150 2019-09-10
Other than his silly putty nose, he looks great.
1 WheelchairFred 2019-09-10
It looks like someone took his picture while he was pressing his face against a glass door.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-09-10
Heroin is a preservative.
It would be great for him to return to the Compound ( or whatever that shit show is called now ) and be the hunk hot guy broadcasting life wisdom to those rotting fags.
1 BigBlackDickSucker 2019-09-10
If it weren’t for the nose, he would look pretty alright. Better than Sam Roberts.
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-10
Even with the nose he crossed above that extremely low bar
1 FreshTurnips1 2019-09-10
he turned into that dog whisperer guy
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1 ElFaporino 2019-09-10
His face looks like Lord Zedd sent him m against the power rangers
1 Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-09-10
Watch Artie outlive everyone.
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-09-10
We already knew that would happen. Now he’s proving it to us.
Goddammit.
1 mikejmarvin 2019-09-10
He's a cockroach
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-10
Artie or High Pitch Eric outliving Stern would be fucking hilarious. But I think he'll live to be like 102.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-10
He looks like the shady younger brother of a Guatemalan dictator.
1 ElFaporino 2019-09-10
Guatemalan Billy Carter
1 ThankYou_Comrade 2019-09-10
Looks like el Chapo
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-10
He lost so much weight too. Anyone can do it!
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-10
#tryin'
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-10
Must be on the CUBES of ham diet...
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-10
Get a nose job goddamn
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-10
Does it involve penises
1 joemoomia 2019-09-10
And all across Northern NJ dozens of heroin dealer's junkie senses started tingling. At least he finally went out and bought some new clothes, it's so weird to see him without the stains.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-10
He’d look better than anyone in the OnA universe if he fixed that thing on his face
1 cajunheat 2019-09-10
He looks better fat
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-10
If you ignore the nose then Artie looks like a fairly successful carpenter.
1 Puddinlegzz 2019-09-10
He’s got the hammer holder loop in his pants too
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-10
I know, they're called carpenter's jeans.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-09-10
This sad creature hasn't died yet?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-10
I love all the morons in the Howard Stern sub, falling for this dip shit for the 118th time.
"Looking good Artie! Maybe he'll actually pull through this time! He's so talented, I hope he can get back on his feet."
Fuckin dummies. Over 100+ of "those."
1 joemoomia 2019-09-10
"Tour", "stories"...if he goes that route he'll be wiping nose blood all over that new jacket in no time at all. If Retartie is just gonna start telling his old Stern show/heroin/jail/rehab war stories again he'll stand no chance. And who the fuck wants to hear that shit again anyway?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-10
He hasn’t been funny in 15 years.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-09-10
I mean... just be a junkie. Stern's long gone, so Artie should just go for it until the wheels come off. What's he trying to protect?
1 kingbelwas 2019-09-10
Its hilarious that his show with nana ran concurrent with his darkest days. he lost his nana but gained a whole new lease on life!
1 joemoomia 2019-09-10
It was hysterical how he completely ripped Nana off and collected a CM paycheck while literally doing drugs and nodding off during the show while a petrified Nana sat there giggling like a retard and anxiously hugging himself. One might even be led to believe that Nana was terrified of saying or doing anything that might have lead to a (gasp!) confrontation of some kind.
1 wbgreen 2019-09-10
When Anthony Cumia is rock bottom.
"I went from talking with A listers on Howard Stern, the biggest radio show in the country, to sitting in front of a green screen on a web show where this kid toucher kept ranting about blacks and old TV shows."
1 joemoomia 2019-09-10
And during his "nothing's wrong with my nose everything is great" tour after the Cumia show he never mentioned it or Anthony at all, ever. He took the gig, let Ant and KTC brand the whole show around him, then gave it 0% when he even bothered to show up at all. They allowed a dying, bleeding, barely conscious heroin addict to totally hoodwink and bilk them right out in the open with no attempt to hide it.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2019-09-10
I really hope he actually said that.
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-10
He’s lying about being sober by the way.
1 Midian9876 2019-09-10
Not Artie
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-10
We have to be living in some absurd alternate universe
1 SaltyDog86 2019-09-10
If you believe he’s been clean for the entire 7 months I’ve got a golden horse cock to sell you
1 246h8 2019-09-10
I give him a month before he's back on dope. Goddamn failure.
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-10
Looks like a retired Argentinian prop forward.
1 Psych555 2019-09-10
I'll believe he's clean when he fixes his nose.
1 Bovine_Retard 2019-09-10
Can't wait to see how much better he looks in this Friday's mugshot!
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-10
This drug-addled dipshit has never been funny.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-10
7 months my prolapsed ass
1 crudedrawer 2019-09-10
I'm jealous of Artie because my friends and family would have dumped my ass for good the first time i relapsed.
1 wbgreen 2019-09-10
Yeah but you can't bribe them with showbiz money.
1 crudedrawer 2019-09-10
Can artie? I thought he was broke from gambling.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-09-10
I give him 3 weeks on his own before his nose is completely inverted.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-09-10
Congratulations George Lopez.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-09-10
How the fuck did he lose weight while staying off drugs and get fat while on them?
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-10
he was inactive. they probably made him get up and move.
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-09-10
Nice members only jacket, stupid
1 TitsFawson 2019-09-10
His nose makes him look oriental
1 zombie247 2019-09-10
Wow! Keep it up Artie.
1 FatSciFiAuthor1 2019-09-10
Damn this nigga looks good.
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-09-10
I give it a week before this addict fucks up
1 Jawa1992 2019-09-10
You can get a tan in rehab?
1 FonaldPlump 2019-09-10
Putting that shit on salads.