I was Carl Ruiz’s girlfriend and I’m raising money to make a documentary about him

1  2019-09-23 by fokm

Any of you rubes interested in making me richer and unaccountable?

12 comments

2  George_W_Kush_911 2019-09-23

I’d love to help, but I’m 16 and don’t know dick about the Internet.

1  fokm 2019-09-23

Perhaps your mom would come on this message board and make a post on your behalf.

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-09-23

Since her ex fucked her then got to beat her up, she hasn’t been doing much lately.

1  fokm 2019-09-23

I'll pray for her.

2  Phkna1 2019-09-23

You should start an annual benefit

1  fokm 2019-09-23

Only if Anthony Cumia is banned from it.

1  Bluesmoky 2019-09-23

As long as you're willing to travel the world, ignore requests for updates and hold an annual event to line your pockets with even more money I'm in. Where can I send money?

2  fokm 2019-09-23

I'm not sure if you're being straight with me, but traveling the world is a very important part of the process. It will help me grieve, and in doing so, remember the sorts of things that Carl kept out of the public light, allowing me to show the audience the real Ruiz.

I'm tearing up as I write this now, remembering how he would talk on the phone with Opie for hours.

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-23

Nice to finally hear from you, Ms. Chipperson.

1  Gramas_Pancake_Tits 2019-09-23

We need your money folks so we don't have to turn over creative control to a major network

takes your money, spends it, then turns around and hands creative control over to Comedy Central

1  flyinbrianpillman 2019-09-23

I didn't realize that anyone outside of O&A knew who he was.

1  fokm 2019-09-23

He was featured on the Food Network, friends with Guy Fieri and TMZ did a story about his death. He was certainly more well-known than Joseph Cumia.