gregg hughes is starting to tie some loose ends, fellas. my investigation into the opesters pedophile ring has got the man frazzled, chums. brother wease, the head of the playpen pilferers, has descended into a paranoia induced black hole.

typical of his jewish nature, the weaseman began to point fingers. "theyre starting to know..the goys are going to get us you fat titted faggot!" wease yelled to the opester. suspecting carl ruiz, brother wease ordered the opester to have carl sleep with the fishes. hahaaa know what im sayin folks?

the opester offered to meet carl cuisine in front of the poultry cart operated by vic henley. after taping a podcast, the opester lured carl into an alley with promises of donut lasagna. once out of sight, the opester smothered carl cuisine with his fat freckled pendulous breast meat.

dumping the body inside the dumpster, the opester escaped on rollerblades.

this has been 100% confirmed