I didn't even get to read all the dead Ruiz memes before Reddit wiped them
1 2019-09-22 by Double_Action_Army
Fucking pajeet faggots who will never know the touch of a woman
1 2019-09-22 by Double_Action_Army
Fucking pajeet faggots who will never know the touch of a woman
17 comments
4 Bluesmoky 2019-09-22
I heard Carl was 480lbs at death and is being buried in a Cadillac. RIP, sweet prince :(
3 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-22
He was 14 years old
3 Bluesmoky 2019-09-22
Didn't even get to experience graduation. Such a sad story.
2 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-22
he a good boy he dindu nuffin
2 GaySchaub 2019-09-22
Same. Anyone have a link to the site that archived all the deleted posts?
2 forthearchives 2019-09-22
https://redditsearch.io/
2 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-22
It's here but apparently the guy running it has to manually add the archived versions to the site periodically which he hasn't done yet.
I'd give him a /u/ mention here but I'm not sure he wants his new name tied to that URL since at least 2 of his others got banned.
2 forthearchives 2019-09-22
I read in the old sub he was without reliable wifi this weekend. But you can search yourself here https://redditsearch.io/
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-22
Poor little mug
2 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-22
Here are all link posts made on that sub after Carl's reported death. I'm sure there's a lot of Joe shit mixed in. /u/GaySchaub
Eerie...
#RUIZING
RIP
Joe Cumia...still alive
Wait, you can die from being a fat piece of shit?
Wow no mention of Carl's political views or diseases at all in Brothaman's eulogy.
Ruizemembering : A look back the chocolate incident of June 27, 2017 (15:21)
We are a source regarding Spic Chef
Enjoying a little Sunday morning breakfast.
I wasn't kidding. RIP/*SNIFF
See ya soon duuude
RIP Carl Ruiz
The Opster
FEED NANA
#Ruizing
#ruizing
Please don’t tag the Christ killer in anything.
Nice cranium, stupid.
Anyone check on opester yet?
So, anyone know how he died yet?
#ruizing
It's times like this that really make you think. If it could happen to this bloated, indulgent Cuban who spent his days diligently shoveling copious amounts of fried foods, charred meats and beer into his face... It could happen to any of us.
Truly tragic
He was literally asking for it...
Citing Handsome Jim
People with a more wholesome lifestyle than Jim Norton
Hey Ope I just wanted to give my condolences about Carl. Anyway, I guess you’re gonna be needing a new co-host...
Guy Fieri just tweeted about dead Carl, so it must be so.
Harjit, Rinjish, Pratul, your break is over, get back in here and report these people harassing our cow god!
You sure are.
Uncle Col is a treasure
Rest in Power
Point, Ruiz
These tweets don’t age well
RIP Carl
When you get your one shot at the big time but you fuck it up. You might be Joe Cumia.
Fagolas
5 heart attacks and still healthier than Carl Ruiz
Handsome Jim sends his tributes.
R.I.P. Carl Ruiz
All the celebs checking in
The last thing Carl Ruiz saw before he was murdered
People healthier than Carl Ruiz
Jazz it Up with Opie: Fine dining with the Cuban - @OpieRadio @CarlRuiz
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...
On this sad day, let us reflect on the very real dangers of gluttony.
#Ruizing
#Ruizing
Wanted for questioning. #ruizing
Nice job not dying, stupid.
Wannabe musician.
Absurd chinky beefers
Sooooo Anthony is paying a bunch of dot heads in India to shut down these subs. Have you seen this, have you heard about this? What a terrific audience.
He said "No!" to exercise and vegetables. Now he's at the In-n-Out drive-thru in the sky. R.I.P #Ruizing #Godbless
#Ruizing
New animation. You sssscumbags owe me $60k!
Caveman Emoji - for expressing ugliness and unpleasant presentation
See, Joe? Your baby bro has no problem taking stolen valor. Just own up to it!
"It's A Tough One Man" Indecisive worm Emoji
It’s only fitting this was his last tweet.
even he knew
Carl Ruiz's death confirmed by Definitely Not Anthony Cumia.
Hey guys, it’s your old pal Artie Lange, and it’s been almost five months since I shoved any heroin in my veins. Admire me. Respect me. Buy tickets to come see me.
Okay I'll stop now
Pain? Don't talk to me about pain, tough guy. You don't know pain, my entire life has been a Broadway musical called 'Pain' in which I've had the responsibility of playing actor, director and producer. It's not a ticket I'd even buy. Hell I had 5 subs shutdown in a single day once, pip-squeak.
Pain? Don't talk to me about pain, tough guy You don't know pain, if you'd seen the things I'd seen, if you've been to places I've been to you and me would have front row seats to a Broadway musical called Pain. Hell I had 5 subs shutdown in a single day once, pip-squeak.
The police never officially cleared Joe Cumia of being a suspect in the Eastbound Strangler murders.
Tough guy Anthony Nana Cumia masculine body language, ooooH mY gaWWD.
oof
#ruizing
When Joe finds out we've been regrouped for over two days without him knowing
It appears Tranth doesn’t respect the grieving family
Joe with all the people in the world who care about him
Indians believe that drinking Joe's urine helps prevent cancer
RIP Opie Radio
"Actual Tough Guy" New Emoji Announced for National Bullying Prevention Month October 2019
Life, you cruel son of a gun. RIP Carl Ruiz ( if it's true)
I've been called a rapist.
lol, everyone hates Anthony
We've done some pretty bad shit on here, but murdering Carl Ruiz so Opie would join Compound is one of the worst things Anthony & Joseph Cumia have ever done.
Go ahead and keep making fun of the Cumias, you’ll never get that Compound invite
Nice tight shot group, airborne.
Rolling Stone’s Robert Christgau’s review of 2U live
A cry for help, unanswered
A worm in Brazil
Who could have ever forseen this?
Dis dead niggah's web site doesn't know dis niggah's dead
Gilbert Gottfried endorses James Hefner/Joe Cumia (forgotten classics from last month)
R.I.P. (Ruizing In Peace) Chef Carl Ruiz
Get 'em while they're hot, unlike Carl
#ruizing
He's gonna blow!
Fat pig Fred from Brooklyn getting mad at all of your Reddit comments
Did those sick fucks burn down the Alamo?
HOLY SHIT! HOW LONG HAS JOE BEEN DOING THIS?
People in better physical shape than BJ Colleen and Tranth combined.
Nice omelette, stupid
Rumor has it Carl Ruiz is dead. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
1 GaySchaub 2019-09-22
Thanks brothaman 👊
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-09-22
Hahah that idiot quoted HandsomeJimNorton.
1 Double_Action_Army 2019-09-22
Thank you for your autism
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-22
Gotta keep your head on a swivel, lambchops
1 rocklionheart 2019-09-22
Carl seems like a guy who would annoy me if I was forced to spend any time around him, but generally came off as a good guy. That said, just the last couple days of his twitter account is full of hilarious unintentional comedy. There's literally a post where he posts a picture of gravy covered French fries and how they "warm his cold dead heart."
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-22
I'm wondering if it was a suicide based on how many things like that he wrote.
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-09-22
All you need to know is that the Cumia's are responsible and that it is our responsibility as brothamen to avenge his death.