I didn't even get to read all the dead Ruiz memes before Reddit wiped them

1  2019-09-22 by Double_Action_Army

Fucking pajeet faggots who will never know the touch of a woman

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I heard Carl was 480lbs at death and is being buried in a Cadillac. RIP, sweet prince :(

He was 14 years old

Didn't even get to experience graduation. Such a sad story.

he a good boy he dindu nuffin

Same. Anyone have a link to the site that archived all the deleted posts?

It's here but apparently the guy running it has to manually add the archived versions to the site periodically which he hasn't done yet.

I'd give him a /u/ mention here but I'm not sure he wants his new name tied to that URL since at least 2 of his others got banned.

I read in the old sub he was without reliable wifi this weekend. But you can search yourself here https://redditsearch.io/

Poor little mug

Here are all link posts made on that sub after Carl's reported death. I'm sure there's a lot of Joe shit mixed in. /u/GaySchaub

Eerie...

#RUIZING

RIP

Joe Cumia...still alive

Wait, you can die from being a fat piece of shit?

Wow no mention of Carl's political views or diseases at all in Brothaman's eulogy.

Ruizemembering : A look back the chocolate incident of June 27, 2017 (15:21)

We are a source regarding Spic Chef

Enjoying a little Sunday morning breakfast.

I wasn't kidding. RIP/*SNIFF

See ya soon duuude

RIP Carl Ruiz

The Opster

FEED NANA

#Ruizing

#ruizing

Please don’t tag the Christ killer in anything.

Nice cranium, stupid.

Anyone check on opester yet?

So, anyone know how he died yet?

#ruizing

It's times like this that really make you think. If it could happen to this bloated, indulgent Cuban who spent his days diligently shoveling copious amounts of fried foods, charred meats and beer into his face... It could happen to any of us.

Truly tragic

He was literally asking for it...

Citing Handsome Jim

People with a more wholesome lifestyle than Jim Norton

Hey Ope I just wanted to give my condolences about Carl. Anyway, I guess you’re gonna be needing a new co-host...

Guy Fieri just tweeted about dead Carl, so it must be so.

Harjit, Rinjish, Pratul, your break is over, get back in here and report these people harassing our cow god!

You sure are.

Uncle Col is a treasure

Rest in Power

Point, Ruiz

These tweets don’t age well

RIP Carl

When you get your one shot at the big time but you fuck it up. You might be Joe Cumia.

Fagolas

5 heart attacks and still healthier than Carl Ruiz

Handsome Jim sends his tributes.

R.I.P. Carl Ruiz

All the celebs checking in

The last thing Carl Ruiz saw before he was murdered

People healthier than Carl Ruiz

Jazz it Up with Opie: Fine dining with the Cuban - @OpieRadio @CarlRuiz

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...

On this sad day, let us reflect on the very real dangers of gluttony.

#Ruizing

#Ruizing

Wanted for questioning. #ruizing

Nice job not dying, stupid.

Wannabe musician.

Absurd chinky beefers

Sooooo Anthony is paying a bunch of dot heads in India to shut down these subs. Have you seen this, have you heard about this? What a terrific audience.

He said "No!" to exercise and vegetables. Now he's at the In-n-Out drive-thru in the sky. R.I.P #Ruizing #Godbless

#Ruizing

New animation. You sssscumbags owe me $60k!

Caveman Emoji - for expressing ugliness and unpleasant presentation

See, Joe? Your baby bro has no problem taking stolen valor. Just own up to it!

"It's A Tough One Man" Indecisive worm Emoji

It’s only fitting this was his last tweet.

even he knew

Carl Ruiz's death confirmed by Definitely Not Anthony Cumia.

Hey guys, it’s your old pal Artie Lange, and it’s been almost five months since I shoved any heroin in my veins. Admire me. Respect me. Buy tickets to come see me.

Okay I'll stop now

Pain? Don't talk to me about pain, tough guy. You don't know pain, my entire life has been a Broadway musical called 'Pain' in which I've had the responsibility of playing actor, director and producer. It's not a ticket I'd even buy. Hell I had 5 subs shutdown in a single day once, pip-squeak.

Pain? Don't talk to me about pain, tough guy You don't know pain, if you'd seen the things I'd seen, if you've been to places I've been to you and me would have front row seats to a Broadway musical called Pain. Hell I had 5 subs shutdown in a single day once, pip-squeak.

The police never officially cleared Joe Cumia of being a suspect in the Eastbound Strangler murders.

Tough guy Anthony Nana Cumia masculine body language, ooooH mY gaWWD.

oof

#ruizing

When Joe finds out we've been regrouped for over two days without him knowing

It appears Tranth doesn’t respect the grieving family

Joe with all the people in the world who care about him

Indians believe that drinking Joe's urine helps prevent cancer

RIP Opie Radio

"Actual Tough Guy" New Emoji Announced for National Bullying Prevention Month October 2019

Life, you cruel son of a gun. RIP Carl Ruiz ( if it's true)

I've been called a rapist.

lol, everyone hates Anthony

We've done some pretty bad shit on here, but murdering Carl Ruiz so Opie would join Compound is one of the worst things Anthony & Joseph Cumia have ever done.

Go ahead and keep making fun of the Cumias, you’ll never get that Compound invite

Nice tight shot group, airborne.

Rolling Stone’s Robert Christgau’s review of 2U live

A cry for help, unanswered

A worm in Brazil

Who could have ever forseen this?

Dis dead niggah's web site doesn't know dis niggah's dead

Gilbert Gottfried endorses James Hefner/Joe Cumia (forgotten classics from last month)

R.I.P. (Ruizing In Peace) Chef Carl Ruiz

Get 'em while they're hot, unlike Carl

#ruizing

He's gonna blow!

Fat pig Fred from Brooklyn getting mad at all of your Reddit comments

Did those sick fucks burn down the Alamo?

HOLY SHIT! HOW LONG HAS JOE BEEN DOING THIS?

People in better physical shape than BJ Colleen and Tranth combined.

Nice omelette, stupid

Rumor has it Carl Ruiz is dead. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

Thanks brothaman 👊

Hahah that idiot quoted HandsomeJimNorton.

Thank you for your autism

Gotta keep your head on a swivel, lambchops

Carl seems like a guy who would annoy me if I was forced to spend any time around him, but generally came off as a good guy. That said, just the last couple days of his twitter account is full of hilarious unintentional comedy. There's literally a post where he posts a picture of gravy covered French fries and how they "warm his cold dead heart."

I'm wondering if it was a suicide based on how many things like that he wrote.

All you need to know is that the Cumia's are responsible and that it is our responsibility as brothamen to avenge his death.