Seriously fuck that monster. He eats chicken tenders exclusively and almost vomited when he had to eat a steak cooked by one of Carl’s best friends.

Carl Ruiz had experienced more thrill in one day than this creature has in its entire "life"

What a stupid asshole. My ex was a picky eater baby boy and died in his 40s. I told him he needed vegetables, he said the sauce on his pizza counted.

Lemme guess, watermelon and fried chicken?

White boy. Cheese pizza, bagels with cream cheese, m&ms and oreos. That's it. He'd take me out to dinner and I made him pretend to order a meal so I could eat 2 and get my ruiz on. We were gonna go to China together but he decided at the last minute he couldn't go because he didn't know what he would eat. I said well I'm sure they have just plain white rice??? But that was too icky for him. So I went by myself and got Chinese dick.

You been on a world tour of dick? You seem to have accomplished a hell of a lot for someone who hangs around on here...

No, it sounds about right.

how small was the dick?

Which one the chinese or white?

both

The white dude had a BIG one but it was like not anything special?? Like it's big but so what. I need it to tear me apart. He couldnt really fuck all that good which is generally the case with circumcised dudes, tell you the honest to God truth.

Chinese dude was average. Their dicks are not as small as you've been lead to believe, although the smallest one I ever seen was chinese. But in general street shitters have the tinest little Vienna sausage things and take the crown for worst dick.

He couldnt really fuck all that good which is generally the case with circumcised dudes, tell you the honest to God truth.

damn thats harsh. how so?

It's just not the natural movement the way it was meant to be. They have to do some modified jabbing stuff to stimulate their dick to make up for the loss of sensitivity and it just doesn't do much for the woman, that's why all you niggas out here eating pussy. With an uncut one it's just smooth and gliding and nice.

w-well some guys are circumcised and fuck ok

That's true. The dude in my dick sucking picture he fucked real good

sounds like you just fuck with wack niggas with shitty dicks

Used to. I'm much more particular now.

All those nasty dirty smelly unclipped forgein cocks and what do you have to show for it? A parasite in your belly button.

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If you had to estimate, how small was the Indian wenis?

Well it's more than one, wouldn't be fair for me to make generalizations without seeing a good number

Like I done said already, they're Vienna sausages

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I remember seeing a comparison chart of dick size by race/country. Blacks were the largest but european whites weren't far behind. Chinese weren't too far behind whites but the Korean/Vietnamese were tiny. Something like 4.25 inches erect on average. Indians were somewhere above them.

SAM is lecturing on healthy eating? He doesn't even look human anymore because of his shitty eating habits.

Some caller called in saying carl is dead as he ate shit and he encouraged other fatties to eat shit. Sam tried defending carl as he eats shit. Then some fatties called up all upset someone called them out.

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Jim is out filming a vampire movie

edging to garlic

I bet he described it coyly as black Dracula in a wig then nudged the guy next to him.

Sam is 48% GMO

I call bullshit. You did not listen to that abomination of a show.

Sam's malformed, HGH riddled twink body isn't what men should strive for.

Fuck that mongoloid and his fish sticks

reminder: he had to have a circumcision at 20 because he grew too fast from the hgh.

I woke up and couldn't remember my dream last night until you said Sam Roberts and dead. It was glorious. The little fucker was dead and not a single person cared.