You guys wanna try to fat shame Bob Kelly into losing weight or nah?
1 2019-09-23 by Killa-Ku
He's next to go. He hasn't tweeted since Friday. We could just start saying R.I.P. Bob Kelly everywhere. Show him what it'll be like when he has a quadruple bypass and all his faggot fans are tweeting their condolences.
23 comments
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-23
Not a bad idea
1 child_predator_cumia 2019-09-23
No. Bobby has a kid that he doesn’t try to get healthy for. He also talks about sucking a cock for steak. That fat walrus fuck has no shame. Let him die.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-23
Him and Luis also think funny is passionately sucking Bobs fake cock on stage (it was just a joke, genuinely).
1 YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-23
Would be cool to save a life, but I doubt it will work.
1 CompoundPhishin 2019-09-23
Cool to save one for once instead of destroying them (looking at you Joe, Ant and Patty)
1 RocketeerJones 2019-09-23
If Colin Quinn hammering your fat bald head for hours about looking like a last minute souvenir from a a Hong Kong airport doesnt work, I dont know what impact we would have.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-23
I like the idea, I think a coordinated plan taking into account timing. It needs to gain traction overnight or when Bobby's on a plane.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-23
Fans?
1 SibHashian13 2019-09-23
Shame?
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-23
I'd rather try to shame him to lose weight than to not and see him die early. He's not an awful human. He needs our support.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-23
The only ballbusting we give Bobby is the 10 open micers talking over each other on his podcast, his weight, and his annunciation.
Otherwise, Bob Kelly's a funny and good guy.
1 RocketeerJones 2019-09-23
He is a good egg, but an even better egg shape.
1 Hard7Blue 2019-09-23
If the world's best comedy craftsmen couldn't do it, how would us lowly civilian-pedestrians be able to?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-23
Have we tried disparaging his shirt?
1 RocketeerJones 2019-09-23
Buddahs thug cousin.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-23
I'd rather save Stanhope
1 mikejmarvin 2019-09-23
Stanhope isn't funny sober
1 RocketeerJones 2019-09-23
Didn't know that desert dwelling drug addict needed saving.
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-23
His kid is going to cry. His doesn't give a fuck. A few tweets will do nothing.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-09-23
It's too late anyway. He's drastically shortened his life already. Even if he somehow loses the weight and lives a healthy life he's still made it near impossible to get past 55.
It would be sad but it's entirely his own fault.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-23
Not really
1 Madrugadao 2019-09-23
He has a kid. One of his best friends died from a stroke. Another lost the use of an arm. Another just had a heart attack.
Fat boy ain't hearing shit.
On the upside, he won't be missed like Patrice is or Colin would be and when I tried to watch YKWD a few times I found myself wishing he was dead.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-23
I'm fine with whatever happens to him.