reminder: carl ruiz was murdered

1  2019-09-22 by ichise7

gregg hughes is starting to tie some loose ends, fellas. my investigation into the opesters pedophile ring has got the man frazzled, chums. brother wease, the head of the playpen pilferers, has descended into a paranoia induced black hole.

typical of his jewish nature, the weaseman began to point fingers. "theyre starting to know..the goys are going to get us you fat titted faggot!" wease yelled to the opester. suspecting carl ruiz, brother wease ordered the opester to have carl sleep with the fishes. hahaaa know what im sayin folks?

the opester offered to meet carl cuisine in front of the poultry cart operated by vic henley. after taping a podcast, the opester lured carl into an alley with promises of donut lasagna. once out of sight, the opester smothered carl cuisine with his fat freckled pendulous breast meat.

dumping the body inside the dumpster, the opester escaped on rollerblades.

this has been 100% confirmed

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Did you read what he wrote about his friend? It's kind tough to deny the Opester's humanity today.

sorry, pal. i dont buy cover stories. as i said, this has been 100% confirmed

also, opie is an active pedophile

No need to apologize, I always respected you integrity, ichise. You didn't become an institution by bending to fads.

No, he did by bending to fags.

this story will spread like wildfire, folks

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

Thank you for saying the famous line.

He knows to #dodabit

Your laugh is funnier than any long winded (& factually false) post of yours. You creepy slope.