Is there anything more pathetic that a man can do than cheat at a half-marathon?

1  2019-09-20 by ellencakehorn

I really can't think of anything that would make a man look like more of a knob

7 comments

1  ListOf300IPAddresses 2019-09-20

Putting up literally zero fight for his daughter was pretty pathetic in my book. Also calling anti-pedophile protesters "Nazis" and publicly associating with known supporters of pedophiles like Cat Rambo is not a proud moment either.

It is hard to beat cheating in a half-marathon where literally nothing is at stake though, just on the pure pointlessness of what would be achieved.

1  SnakeBlizkin 2019-09-20

Don't forget he also plagiarized a book title from our boy Will Tate.

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-20

AND plagiarized the premise of The Expanse for a shitty op/ed piece before getting called out for it

1  Patrickisapedo 2019-09-20

What about a fat man who abandoned his child to play with star wars toys who also cheated in a half marathon?

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-20

This is a new level of pathetic. What is the source of this? Just his general fatness?

1  ellencakehorn 2019-09-20

With regard to Lord Fatman W. Godspeed, there was a theory that was proposed that the disparity between his half-marathon result of 2:15 in 2013 and 2:39 in 2016 could have been due to cutting out some easily-skippable loops in the course in the earlier race. The circumstantial evidence became more compelling when after the marathon cheating theory was discussed, Pepperoni-tits apparently threw a full-on tantrum and Run-DMC'ed everything in sight to get the two subs banned.

With regard to this post, I am merely posing a hypothetical question regarding the moral fiber of someone who would do such a thing.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-20

If this is actually what happened, Patrick, you are a real loser.