I'm a Conservative child

1  2019-09-19 by ArgumentChamp

5 comments

I'm ackshually a conservative

They should add Fonald Plump to Who’s Who in America.

As I recall, biological reality is always defined by getting some liberal faggots at the dictionary publisher to add a line to their book nobody has used in 20 years.

Next up, getting tranny representation in the yellow pages.

Well that works for English, now try other languages that work on entirely different grammar systems. There isn't a Swahili equivalent of He\She\They because they don't have pronouns for genders. You going to force Africans to use your personal pronouns? They don't know wtf a personal pronoun is.

It doesn't even work for English. English is a living language and there are no official words or regulating bodies which "approve" new words (unlike faggot French). Dictionaries are merely cataloging popular use of words, they have absolutely no authority.

It's like saying a scientist who watches birds and accidentally records the bird's life span incorrectly can now actually change the bird's life span - the scientist merely records, he does not dictate. Same with dictionaries and the English language.

Fatrick (/u/patrickstomlinson) should know this, as literally every bachelor level English program teaches this Freshmen year. English made the transition from a "top-down" language rigidly controlled by some regulating bodies (like faggot French is today) to a living language with no controlling bodies about 100 years ago. It was a painful transition between the stuffy faggot academics, but now virtually all English academics accept this living language perspective and view the top-down model as severely outdated.

Fat retard.