I heard a certain chubby hack needs to cheat at half marathons because he's only a quarter man
14 2019-09-19 by YangChensFenderStore
Can somebody bring me up to speed? I missed out on that recent milestone because of the bans.
14 2019-09-19 by YangChensFenderStore
Can somebody bring me up to speed? I missed out on that recent milestone because of the bans.
15 comments
1 NikkisBull 2019-09-19
He claims to run half marathons in less than two hours, but this is demonstrably false according to our receipts. /u/Ant_Sucks is also a legit runner and pointed how Pat factually cannot run what he claims due to his excess fat and dietary habits.
Patty is currently panicking.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-19
Liar. He's in peak running shape.
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1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-19
Posted in another thread where someone inquired
Usain Dolt's comment:
/u/Ant_Sucks 's response:
1 Dominus_Odium 2019-09-19
Buried that fat fuck in a double wide grave
1 Gramas_Pancake_Tits 2019-09-19
How do we know he cheated though
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-19
/u/Ant_Sucks might have to weigh in, but I believe the general consensus was that if someone claims to have beaten their half marathon time by nearly thirty minutes while having gotten noticeably fatter since, they're probably lying.
Corroborating this was that once this theory was bandied about, P-Titty went on a full-on autistic sperg and filed copyright claims on images of himself, screenshots of his tweets, and even the concept of being a fat failure.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-19
I thought the nickname "Corner-cutting Pat" was due to him jumping to wild conclusions and baseless allegations on social media without investing time and brainpower to think his reactions through.
1 VanessaBlueFan420 2019-09-19
P Titty has got to be the best nickname yet. Ribs.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-19
I don't know what he's claimed. All race results are public information and since his 2:15 he's ran a 2:39, so he's getting slower. Where is he claiming he dropped 30 minutes off his finish time?
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-19
Oh OK I thought he claimed to have run 2:15 after the 2:39.
Is there a centralized database to search for results? I only saw the ones from the 2:39 where he finished bottom 9th percentile
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-19
Try Athlinks and filter by Wisconsin. It's all public information so nobody is doing anything wrong by compiling it or looking it up.
You hear that fatty? It's part of the rules when you sign up to the race.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-19
OK i see a 2:18 from 2012, his prized 2:15 from 2013, and then his 2:39 from 2016 (I'm assuming he was bulking).
No timing mat data though that I can see
1 DigitechLooper 2019-09-19
Because he’s a fatty.
1 FrightyFright 2019-09-19
He has to cheat at marathons and plagiarize his shitty books, yet is obsessed with shutting down an honest gay musician’s subreddits